~Post baseless lies about the person above you - V.6~

[Cindy027]

Believes Las Vegas was founded by the transformers.

 

[PicassosPleasure]

Still kisses her Ken doll.

 

[Artfan2]

Keeps trying to get the shop staff to model lingerie for him.

 

[PicassosPleasure]

Accidentally on purpose enters an occupied dressing room...in a men's store.

 

[AlexBailey]

Most potent erotic fantasy is to stand on a plinth and read ‘The Jabberwockey” while being serviced by a felatio artist in a leather angel costume.

 

[PicassosPleasure]

Wears leather angel costumes.

 

[AlexBailey]

Has somehow hacked the camera on my computer.

 

[Biggalute]

Is actually Karen from Luton

 

[PicassosPleasure]

Wears a remote controlled sex toy to work...no, he's not checking his messages, Boss.

 

[AlexBailey]

Buys a new plush toy every Sunday. Says nothing about what became of the one from the previous week.

 

[PicassosPleasure]

Remember I hacked your computer's camera? I found my used sex toys.

 

[AlexBailey]

Admits he uses plushies as sex toys!

 

[PicassosPleasure]

Admits he does too.

 

[n8Romantic]

Was once fired from a condom cleaning job in a Bangkok brothel.

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Was once fired from a condom cleaning job in a Bangkok brothel.

Is thrilled about his recent promotion to Jizz Mopper at the adult theatre

 

[Justabaldguy70]

She is not frisky

Is thrilled about his recent promotion to Jizz Mopper at the adult theatre

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

She is not frisky

He has a full head of hair

 

[Justabaldguy70]

He has a full head of hair

Likes to make Sardine Cherry Jello

 

[jenn89]

Says he is just a bald guy but he has longer hair than I do.

 

[Justabaldguy70]

Says he is just a bald guy but he has longer hair than I do.

She always wins battle of the sexes lol

 

[PicassosPleasure]

Stole his last toupee from a guy in a wheelchair.

 

[Biggalute]

Actually livesv n an igloo just outside of Vegas

 

[Gamine67]

He’s the guy that loosens the tops on salt shakers.

 

[kathyisgr65]

The only person in the world who knows how to say Worcestershire sauce

 

[PicassosPleasure]

Always asks for crayons and a coloring book when she's at a restaurant, even when out on dates.