~Post baseless lies about the person above you - V.6~

[PicassosPleasure]

Was the Detroit Metropolitan Area Pile Dancing Champion in 2003

Shit, I knew I moved away too soon.

 

[Nicefella]

Took up pile dancing while in the remedial typing program in college.

 

[Nicefella]

...but was disqualified in 2004 for using a Lithuanian dance

Lied about abusing the fuck out of a Lithuanian Lariat in Latvia.

 

[PicassosPleasure]

Has a membership at the non-DILF for DILFs club.

 

[Nicefella]

Chastized Christopher Columbus’ Croatian Cuckold

 

[PicassosPleasure]

Slyly seduces sexy succulent saxaphone sluts in Slovenia

I took her AV photo the night she "borrowed" my credit card.

 

[Nicefella]

Has a membership at the non-DILF for DILFs club.

Knew he was a DILF at 12

 

[PicassosPleasure]

Chastized Christopher Columbus’ Croatian Cuckold

Maul's mannequins in Macy's at the mall.

 

[Nicefella]

Ravenously rubs rubenesque rabbits’ rears in rickshaws.

 

[PicassosPleasure]

Paints polka dots on people's pants in the public park, just so he can pet their peckers.

 

[Biggalute]

Has his Ken and Barbie dolls play twister on his polka dot panties

 

[PicassosPleasure]

Has his Ken and Barbie dolls play twister on his polka dot panties

I grew up with four sisters, of course I had to take one for the team and be the Ken doll. And Barbie was hot, who could blame me?

And thanks for the polka dot pants!

 

[PicassosPleasure]

Can't swim.

(Damn good thing I served aboard submarines, they're designed to sink.)

Was bathed by his mother in salts water, to the point his sweat has a higher salt concentration than the Dead Sea.

 

[Taegul]

He intentionally kisses birds trying to catch bird flu so he can call out sick to work. So far he has 12 different zoos with restraining orders against him.

 

[PicassosPleasure]

He intentionally kisses birds trying to catch bird flu so he can call out sick to work. So far he has 12 different zoos with restraining orders against him.

Sorry, retired.

Messaging on Lit while sits on the throne.

 

[PicassosPleasure]

Kicked his addiction. Now he posts freebaseless lies.

(I am addicted and my drug of choice is called "Black Sin.")

She is a street pusher.

 

[Nicefella]

Kicked his addiction. Now he posts freebaseless lies.

puts ketchup on her

 

[ABiGuy84]

Favorite book is "Spot Goes to the Beach"

 

[PicassosPleasure]

puts ketchup on her

(Wait, that's mustard in the emoji. She never let's me put that on it.)

Turns the Open sign to Closed when entering a store or restaurant so no one comes in after him. Not a NiceFella then!

 

[PicassosPleasure]

Favorite book is "Spot Goes to the Beach"

Cleans glory hole room walls under court order as a public service.

 

[Nicefella]

https://www.pablopicasso.org/images/paintings/don-quixote.jpg

Was Cervantes’ inspiration for The Man of La Mancha

 

[ABiGuy84]

Cleans glory hole room walls under court order as a public service.

Only knows that for the same judge order him to do the same.

 

[PicassosPleasure]

https://www.pablopicasso.org/images/paintings/don-quixote.jpg

Was Cervantes’ inspiration for The Man of La Mancha

Had to look the name up. Wrong story, it was Don Quiote for sure.

 

[Nicefella]

Only knows that for the same judge order him to do the same.

Lead architect and Designer of high end glory holes for Caligula in a previous life.

 

[Nicefella]

https://www.pablopicasso.org/images/paintings/don-quixote.jpg

Was Cervantes’ inspiration for The Man of La Mancha

Oooops too much Campari.