~Post baseless lies about the person above you - V.6~

[Nicefella]

After dancing with mannequins on the nightshift, he takes them to the furniture department.

And I confess, I once kissed Donald Trump.

Sshhhh no one knows where the wooden people are.

 

[Nicefella]

Used to have a Dad Bod. Now it looks like he has two.

Gained weight during the Hunger Games.

 

[PicassosPleasure]

Had a rapacious 3 way with Mitch McConnell and Janet Reno in the early 2000s.

We call them "threesomes" in the lifestyle. I
didn't know who they were until Capitol police turned the lights on.

Sshhhh no one knows where the wooden people are.

In the storeroom.

 

[Nicefella]

We call them "threesomes" in the lifestyle. I
didn't know who they were until Capitol police turned the lights on.

Your lifestyle is far too wordy.

 

[PicassosPleasure]

Won a silver medal at the Well-Hunger Games

Still plays with rubber ducks in the tub...the shower...the bedroom...

Planned the Jan 6 Insurrection to get his revenge on the Capitol Police

Please don't tell the FBI.

 

[Nicefella]

thinks “insurrection” is painful cock pin.

 

[PicassosPleasure]

Thinks "rubber duck" is a eupemism for bareback

You're good, I'll grant you that! And quick.

thinks “insurrection” is painful cock pin.

Likes to literally pin his partners to the bed.

 

[Nicefella]

Thinks the Gettysburg Address begins with "Foreskin was severed years ago"

Tries to google map the Gettysburg address annually.

 

[PicassosPleasure]

Enjoying our fiesty "threesome" here!

 

[Nicefella]

Misspelled anally

You guys are far better at this than I ever will be!!!

 

[PicassosPleasure]

Misspelled anally

Gives a good rusty tuba.

 

[PicassosPleasure]

Likes to blow French Horns

Never blew a French one.

 

[Nicefella]

Never blew a French

Beat boxes while holding his nose. (And then tried it again right after reading this)

 

[Nicefella]

Thinks beat boxes are containers for root vegetables

Mad respect.

 

[PicassosPleasure]

Thinks bass fishing is something you do at Guitar Center

Likes to tie her herself to the mail box, keeping her "mailbox" open, waiting for the mailman to deliver his junk.

 

[Cindy027]

Was told to right his wrongs so he sat down and wrote his wrongs.

 

[Nicefella]

Thinks Root Vegetables are impolitely unconscious assholes in the hospitals.

 

[Nicefella]

Well, he does have a nice package

Just opened her nice package.

 

[PicassosPleasure]

Was told to right his wrongs so he sat down and wrote his wrongs.

We call this a "foursome" Nicefella, when a fourth person joins in.

 

[PicassosPleasure]

Just opened her nice package.

Likes to play mailman in a RP.

 

[Nicefella]

We call this a "foursome" Nicefella, when a fourth person joins in.

In not so verbose continuum, a 4-way

 

[Nicefella]

Likes to play mailman in a RP.

Stole a UPS uniform so he could tease the neighborhood GMILFs

 

[PicassosPleasure]

Is actually Cindy Lauper. Joined this conversation because "Girls just wanna have fun."

Sings when it's her turn to take the floor pole dancing.

 

[PicassosPleasure]

Stole a UPS uniform so he could tease the neighborhood GMILFs

Nope, I used to work for Amazon.

 

[PicassosPleasure]

Was told to right his wrongs so he sat down and wrote his wrongs.

Gets shy during foursomes.