~Post baseless lies about the person above you - V.6~

[Taegul]

He finishes all conversations with, "Long live the queen."

 

[PicassosPleasure]

He finishes all conversations with, "Long live the queen."

Said Queen has sent him to the gallows for forging his knighthood certificate.

 

[Biggalute]

Said Queen has sent him to the gallows for forging his knighthood certificate.

Got kicked out of Buckingham Palace for kicking the corgis

 

[ABiGuy84]

Has seen the Barbie Movie 3338 times.

 

[Biggalute]

Can't decide whether to shag Barbie or Ken first

 

[Cindy027]

Lives next door to a distillery and has a large fan directed to suck the angels share into his space so that he can at least inhale the whiskey, which he cannot afford to buy on his meager nightshift salary.

 

[PicassosPleasure]

She hid the wardrobe rack for last week's fashion show hoping all the models would walk down the runway naked. (Sorry, forgot, baseless lies.)

 

[Gamine67]

Still telling those tired Uranus jokes.

 

[PicassosPleasure]

Got her tongue stuck in a basketball hoop after overhearing friends use the term rimming.

 

[Biggalute]

Has terrible flatulence but always blames it on the dog

 

[__Nathan1968]

Bought a flatulent dog because he secretly likes the smell of farts.

 

[PicassosPleasure]

Has terrible flatulence but always blames it on the dog

Reminds me of a George Carlin skit. "I know it was him, I saw his ass open up." Then talks about the dog "licking his balls. If I could reach I'd never leave the house."

Skip me

 

[Cindy027]

Like to distribute pamphlets at the Saturday market promoting abstinence.

 

[Biggalute]

Is an albino Seventh-Day Adventist

 

[Cindy027]

On Saturday afternoons after his dismal football team has lost again, he goes into the street and joins arms with his neighbours and does really really bad Michael Flatley impersonations.

 

[Biggalute]

On Saturday afternoons after his dismal football team has lost again, he goes into the street and joins arms with his neighbours and does really really bad Michael Flatley impersonations.

They're good impersonations!

Can spend hours in front of the mirror, just talking to herself

 

[PicassosPleasure]

On Saturday afternoons after his dismal football team has lost again, he goes into the street and joins arms with his neighbours and does really really bad Michael Flatley impersonations.

(I was born and raised in Detroit, and the Lions are known for losing, so I resemble that remark.)

They're good impersonations!

Can spend hours in front of the mirror, just talking to herself

Went magnet fishing in the town's wishing well.

 

[PicassosPleasure]

Not actually from Detroit. He's been Lion to us.

Got the cert to provide it, Sexy!

Has piercings in her underarms.

 

[PicassosPleasure]

How dare you. That was supposed to be our secret

Can I make it up to you by telling folks I paid for them?

 

[PicassosPleasure]

You did. I "borrowed" your credit card.

Steals credit cards off bar room tables.

 

[PicassosPleasure]

I

Bwdroom, you mean.

I was protecting your virtue, and don't like making the same mistake twice.

 

[PicassosPleasure]

Bedroom, you mean.

Lost her virtue, and can't find it anywhere.

 

[Nicefella]

Makes sweet love to a Donald Trump plushie.

 

[PicassosPleasure]

Makes sweet love to a Donald Trump plushie.

After dancing with mannequins on the nightshift, he takes them to the furniture department.

I only use it for anal

And I confess, I once kissed Donald Trump.

 

[Nicefella]

Had a rapacious 3 way with Mitch McConnell and Janet Reno in the early 2000s.