~Post baseless lies about the person above you - V.6~

[bashfull]

Owns a Private Eye Agency specializing in lost cats.

Has 2 dozen cats he found

 

[bashfull]

Rescues cats that @bashfull tries catch for his evening tea.

So I like to eat p***y!

pays for the skin of hairless cats

 

[Yesok1]

So I like to eat p***y!

pays for the skin of hairless cats

*** not a post ***

So do I, but I prefer the non feline kind!

 

[bashfull]

*** not a post ***

So do I, but I prefer the non feline kind!

*non post* I know. I actually read bios.

 

[crazychemgirl]

*non post* I know. I actually read bios.

Also not Sleepy

 

[bashfull]

Also not Sleepy

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Sleeps without sheets

 

[Shymidwestgirl]

Refuses to eat anything green. Prefers chicken nuggets (the dinosaur shaped ones) and macaroni and cheese (the box original) for most meals.

 

[Hollybushes]

Keeps all the dust they collect off furniture in jars

 

[dommastermark]

Has a hedgehog as a pet

 

[SimonSex]

Put a Ring doorbell cam on their man cave

 

[bashfull]

Put a Ring doorbell cam on their man cave

Peeks into peephole in doors

 

[AuntieDisco]

Peeks into peephole in doors

Bobs head to elevator music.

 

[Nicefella]

Won the best karaoke award singing “Milkshake” in Japanese.

 

[AuntieDisco]

Won the best karaoke award singing “Milkshake” in Japanese.

Sells his farts in a jar.

 

[Photog1rl]

Sells his farts in a jar.

Is a practitioner of yoni steaming.

 

[Amanda330]

Is a practitioner of yoni steaming.

Has a yoni steaming salon.

 

[Photog1rl]

Has a yoni steaming salon.

Was my first client at the salon.

 

[AuntieDisco]

Was my first client at the salon.

Throws rocks whenever she sees the sun setting.

 

[Photog1rl]

Throws rocks whenever she sees the sun setting.

Loves to break dance to Richard Marx

 

[bashfull]

Loves to break dance to Richard Marx

Master bates to Walking Dead

 

[Photog1rl]

Master bates to Walking Dead

Is actually Doc not bashfull.

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[AlwaysDancing]

Is actually Doc not bashfull.

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Settled on Photog1rl for lit name because “Always Dancing” was taken.

 

[AuntieDisco]

Settled on Photog1rl for lit name because “Always Dancing” was taken.

Still has 500 hours of community service left to do.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Still has 500 hours of community service left to do.

Instantly orgasms to the song “boogie shoes”

 

[HeavyBalls]

Still has 500 hours of community service left to do.

Secretly hates poutine...