~Post baseless lies about the person above you - V.6~

[AuntieDisco]

Instantly orgasms to the song “boogie shoes”

Has her picture up at every Chuck E. Cheese after she beat up their mascot over tickets.

Secretly hates poutine...

Takes out his fur boots for special occasions.

 

[SimonSex]

Collects umbrellas she purloined from various hotels

 

[Photog1rl]

Collects umbrellas she purloined from various hotels

Steals the small jars of jam from the hotel's continental breakfasts.

 

[Jaws82]

Steals the small jars of jam from the hotel's continental breakfasts.

Does not put the shopping cart into the corral

 

[Amanda330]

Does not put the shopping cart into the corral

Is deathly afraid of sharks.

 

[13Fantasies]

Is deathly afraid of sharks.

Invites people over for Shark Week, but it's just them buying her tampons. Real letdown

 

[Amanda330]

Invites people over for Shark Week, but it's just them buying her tampons. Real letdown

Says he doesn't want to earn his red wings when over for shark week. It's not my fault he didn't have a good time.

 

[13Fantasies]

Says he doesn't want to earn his red wings when over for shark week. It's not my fault he didn't have a good time.

Doesn't realize that I have plenty of blood in me already and I can't ingest all of hers, regardless of her OnlyFans requests

 

[AuntieDisco]

Doesn't realize that I have plenty of blood in me already and I can't ingest all of hers, regardless of her OnlyFans requests

Walks on stilts and brags about his height.

 

[13Fantasies]

Walks on stilts and brags about his height.

These are supposed to be lies!

 

[Jaws82]

His 7th fantasy has offended some nations

 

[AuntieDisco]

These are supposed to be lies!

Lip syncs to Genie in a bottle followed by choreographed moves
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[bashfull]

Throws water on dance floors

 

[Wriggle]

Is bold as brass

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Is bold as brass

Dreams of the day when it’s 3.5 seconds of awesome.

 

[Nicefella]

Was disappointed when awesome only lasted 1.24 seconds.

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Was disappointed when awesome only lasted 1.24 seconds.

((Couple of ways to take that, but I approve either way ))

Won their first demolition derby in a car that looked like Wheelie from “Wheelie and the Chopper Bunch. (Showing my age with that one)

 

[Nicefella]

is actually Herbie from The Love Bug (Fuck the youngins - they don’t know quality anyway)

 

[Trubbycat]

Hangs out in bus station ranting about Jesus

 

[Otis_Ravelli]

Farts into I've cube bags then freezes then for cocktail parties

 

[crazychemgirl]

Farts into I've cube bags then freezes then for cocktail parties

Is actually a BBC narrator.

 

[Otis_Ravelli]

Is actually a BBC narrator.

Favourite element on the periodic table is Tungsten

 

[crazychemgirl]

Favourite element on the periodic table is Tungsten

(Not a lie btw)

 

[Otis_Ravelli]

(Not a lie btw)

Hardly surprising, you have two eyes and a heart don't you?

 

[AuntieDisco]

Hardly surprising, you have two eyes and a heart don't you?

Was last seen crying and screaming at the front row in a Kelly Clarkson concert.