~Post baseless lies about the person above you - V.6~

[AlwaysDancing]

Keeps a bandaid on their elbow for attention. “Can you kiss my boo boo? Pwease?”

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Keeps a bandaid on their elbow for attention. “Can you kiss my boo boo? Pwease?”

Never dances, EVER.

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Never dances, EVER.

Cries at night because he’s more Penguin than Joker.

 

[SimonSex]

Speaks like John Wayne

 

[Mrtenant]

Wears western style boots while fucking on the first date.

 

[SimonSex]

Has the windows of their car tinted so no one can see their nose picking habit

 

[Biggalute]

Always has wellies and a fan belt in the car, just in case

 

[AuntieDisco]

Always has wellies and a fan belt in the car, just in case

Passes out every time he goes for blood draw.

 

[Cwtchseeker]

Passes out every time he goes for blood draw.

actually prefers Rock music but AuntieRock did really fit with her mojo

 

[Tallulah82]

actually prefers Rock music but AuntieRock did really fit with her mojo

Her fingers slipped when making her account, she meant to write 'cockseeker'. She ended up pretending she was a dude to try and resolve the problem.

 

[positiveflirt]

Her fingers slipped when making her account, she meant to write 'cockseeker'. She ended up pretending she was a dude to try and resolve the problem.

Laughs each time she remembers The Rock's real name is Dwayne.
The laughs again at the Johnson.

 

[Cwtchseeker]

Is really shy and retiring away from Lit

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Helps short people get the last item from the top shelf and then runs away with the item screaming “Survival of the fittest!”

 

[AuntieDisco]

Helps short people get the last item from the top shelf and then runs away with the item screaming “Survival of the fittest!”

Has special tutus for every occasions. The purple one is worn on birthdays though.

 

[Cwtchseeker]

Has special tutus for every occasions. The purple one is worn on birthdays though.

Wears a matching one around her igloo

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Wears a matching one around her igloo

Was last years winner at the tutu parade. This year they get to crown the new winner. Pick me. Pick me.

 

[Wand3rlust]

Was last years winner at the tutu parade. This year they get to crown the new winner. Pick me. Pick me.

Got disqualified from the tutu parade cos they confused the skirt with the Archbishop..

 

[Biggalute]

Got disqualified from the tutu parade cos they confused the skirt with the Archbishop..

Was once arrested for her behaviour on a 'Boris bike'

 

[AuntieDisco]

Was once arrested for her behaviour on a 'Boris bike'

Is the community captain of his local breakdance team.

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Got disqualified from the tutu parade cos they confused the skirt with the Archbishop..

OMFG that’s awesome.

Skip me.

 

[Biggalute]

Is the community captain of his local breakdance team.

Ouch! My back.

Has a wigwam in her back garden

 

[AuntieDisco]

Ouch! My back.

Has a wigwam in her back garden

His sex dungeon name is Whippity Boy

 

[Biggalute]

His sex dungeon name is Whippity Boy

Models children's shoes but can't understand why they don't have 6in heels

 

[fakingadulthood]

While big compared to an average person, he’s considered only slightly larger than the average galute

 

[AuntieDisco]

While big compared to an average person, he’s considered only slightly larger than the average galute

Washes his car every weekend while wearing a Speedo and doing a sexy dance.