~Post baseless lies about the person above you - V.6~

[fakingadulthood]

Insists she was a French poodle in a past life (during the Renaissance specifically)

She sleeps in an iron man suit programmed to keep dancing, always

 

[kathyisgr65]

Is a midget porn star

 

[Jaws82]

Once flipped off a box of kittens

 

[Biggalute]

Got arrested for Jay walking in a pedestrianised precinct

 

[SamaelThicke]

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[Biggalute]

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[AuntieDisco]

[Content removed per forum rules]

 

[HollyS]

Meant to register as "Big Glutes," but made a typo.

 

[Biggalute]

Was kicked out of the nunnery for 'inappropriate behaviour '

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Was kicked out of the nunnery for 'inappropriate behaviour '

Gets off on kicking people out of nunneries because he thinks he’s breaking bad habits.

 

[HollyS]

Gets off on kicking people out of nunneries because he thinks he’s breaking bad habits.

Tried sneaking into a nunnery by wearing a habit, but his erection kept giving him away.

 

[AuntieDisco]

Tried sneaking into a nunnery by wearing a habit, but his erection kept giving him away.

Once pretend that she can’t remember who she is so she can get a free ride in the cop car.

 

[Biggalute]

Insisted that the cops 'handcuff' her even though she only went in to report a missing dog

 

[AuntieDisco]

Insisted that the cops 'handcuff' her even though she only went in to report a missing dog

My my officer, aren’t you strong

Sends out the SOS signals whenever the mother-in-law is coming over.

 

[HollyS]

My my officer, aren’t you strong

Sends out the SOS signals whenever the mother-in-law is coming over.

Bypasses the MIL SOS and just starts laying booby traps.

 

[Biggalute]

Bypasses the MIL SOS and just starts laying booby traps.

Got funny looks in the sex shop when she asked for a booby trap

 

[Seokrocks]

Got funny looks in the sex shop when she asked for a booby trap

Idolizes Hannibal Lecter and proudly displays the collection of boobies he’s trapped.

 

[AuntieDisco]

Got funny looks in the sex shop when she asked for a booby trap

Was once escorted out of a sex shop by the police.

 

[AuntieDisco]

Idolizes Hannibal Lecter and proudly displays the collection of boobies he’s trapped.

Still shows everyone the stamp collections he did when he was 10 at every dinner party.

 

[MrBrisky]

Still shows everyone the stamp collections he did when he was 10 at every dinner party.

Has ugly pair of boobs to the point I can't stand looking at them

 

[MindYaBitness]

Has ugly pair of boobs to the point I can't stand looking at them

Legally changed his middle name to Danger.

 

[orangecurious]

Legally changed his middle name to Danger.

Has 251 pet spiders all called Doreen

 

[Wand3rlust]

Is getting slightly paranoid about me posting behind him in every thread....

He has no need to worry .

*stares*

 

[munch2much]

Is getting slightly paranoid about me posting behind him in every thread....

He has no need to worry .

*stares*

Has carnal desires on Harry , Ron AND Hermione

 

[English_Oak]

Has carnal desires on Harry , Ron AND Hermione

Lost two fingers in a fight with a chinchilla