~Post baseless lies about the person above you - V.6~

[bashfull]

Has a trombone collection with spitlights

 

[RandallOldman]

Has a trombone collection with spitlights

Thought a "rusty trombone" was a neglected musical instrument.

 

[SimonSex]

Thought a "rusty trombone" was a neglected musical instrument.

Oh, it is. We seek qualified individuals.

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Thought a "rusty trombone" was a neglected musical instrument.

As he types his messages and posts, he says them out loud in the voice of Sean Connery.

 

[Biggalute]

As he types his messages and posts, he says them out loud in the voice of Sean Connery.

Has a secret crush on TinkyWinky from the Teletubbies

 

[Sappho_CGN]

@Biggalute

smuggles Irish whisky to Scotland

 

[Biggalute]

@Biggalute

smuggles Irish whisky to Scotland

Is a stickler for the 'German Purity' laws of 1516

 

[13Fantasies]

Is a stickler for the 'German Purity' laws of 1516

Does his own stunts on his YouTube crocheting channel

 

[SimonSex]

Cheats at Solitaire

 

[Taegul]

He has the face of every American president tattooed on his back. He also has Kanye tattooed on his back when he mistakenly thought Kanye was a 100% shoo-in for the 2020 race.

 

[fakingadulthood]

He only claims to be a knight of poonshire to impress girls… is actually a squire from east poonshire

 

[SimonSex]

Studies art history at a community college and does nude modelling for art students

 

[fakingadulthood]

Has mastered tantra to ensure he doesn’t cum until Simon says

 

[AuntieDisco]

Has mastered tantra to ensure he doesn’t cum until Simon says

Sings along to California Gurls by Katy Perry whenever he’s driving.

 

[SimonSex]

Collects vintage fire extinguishers

 

[Biggalute]

Has a secret crush on Wendy from Bob the Builder

 

[Yesok1]

Has a secret crush on Wendy from Bob the Builder

Has a secret crush on @Wriggle

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Has a secret crush on @Wriggle

Has a loud and proud crush on Sebastian the cat from Sabrina the Teen Aged Witch.

 

[Yesok1]

Has a loud and proud crush on Sebastian the cat from Sabrina the Teen Aged Witch.

Has an obvious infatuated crush on Billy the fish

 

[AuntieDisco]

Has a loud and proud crush on Sebastian the cat from Sabrina the Teen Aged Witch.

Religiously watches the show every weekend on VHS since he clearly remembers the all the character’s names.

 

[Yesok1]

Religiously watches the show every weekend on VHS since he clearly remembers the all the character’s names.

Watches @AlwaysDancing through their window to know this.

 

[Polranny]

Spends most of her time stalking old blokes like me

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Watches @AlwaysDancing through their window to know this.

@AuntieDisco wasn’t watching me. It was the show. She loves Sabrina.

 

[AuntieDisco]

Watches @AlwaysDancing through their window to know this.

So much for being a vault of secrets

Spends most of her time stalking old blokes like me

Was last seen boogieing it out while waiting for his bus

@AuntieDisco wasn’t watching me. It was the show. She loves Sabrina.

Yes yes, I have no interest in watching a man constantly dancing.

Today he runs his laundry for white.

 

[AlwaysDancing]

So much for being a vault of secrets

Was last seen boogieing it out while waiting for his bus

Yes yes, I have no interest in watching a man constantly dancing.

Today he runs his laundry for white.

Insists she was a French poodle in a past life (during the Renaissance specifically)