~Post baseless lies about the person above you - V.6~

[fakingadulthood]

Washes his car every weekend while wearing a Speedo and doing a sexy dance.

That’s 100% true so I’m thinking she misread the thread title

 

[AuntieDisco]

That’s 100% true so I’m thinking she misread the thread title

Hey man I just say it as I see it.

 

[SimonSex]

She’s a beer pong shark.

 

[ImpishSeraph]

Screams Yabba Dabba Do! after every orgasm

 

[fakingadulthood]

As a seraphim, she has a biblically accurate number of eyes but she makes it sexy

 

[13Fantasies]

As a seraphim, she has a biblically accurate number of eyes but she makes it sexy

Found Nemo and flushed him

 

[Biggalute]

Found Nemo and flushed him

Ha a Teletubbies fetish

 

[Btq97]

Ha a Teletubbies fetish

Failed to get the role of tinkywinky

 

[HollyS]

Failed to get the role of tinkywinky

Successfully got the role of Laa Laa.

 

[Btq97]

Successfully got the role of Laa Laa.

Worked as a fluffer on the Simpsons movie

 

[HollyS]

Worked as a fluffer on the Simpsons movie

Auditioned for the role of Moe because he heard there were gonna be fluffers.

 

[Btq97]

Auditioned for the role of Moe because he heard there were gonna be fluffers.

Quit as a fluffer after the gargling incident.

 

[HollyS]

Quit as a fluffer after the gargling incident.

After starring as Laa Laa, got totally typecast so had to take a job at a convenience store.

 

[Btq97]

After starring as Laa Laa, got totally typecast so had to take a job at a convenience store.

Loves to fluff in the frozen aisle

 

[HollyS]

Loves to fluff in the frozen aisle

(Somebody's gotta warm the goods back up!)

While on shift at the convenience store, constantly watches the CCTV in the frozen aisle in hopes of seeing perky nipples.

 

[Btq97]

(Somebody's gotta warm the goods back up!)

While on shift at the convenience store, constantly watches the CCTV in the frozen aisle in hopes of seeing perky nipples.

Her debut single opps I fluffed it again did not chart. The video was xxx rated

 

[jbeardo1]

Is going to run as a Conservative party candidate in the next UK General election on a platform of " fuck it, have no interest in your party or politics, but I'm going to be at least 7 times better than the last collection of clowns you had on the go"

..... and win a landslide victory to become opposition leader

 

[SimonSex]

Drinks Hennessy with Irn Bru

 

[deft]

Plays footie with a lettuce, calls himself Mo Salad.

 

[AuntieDisco]

Plays footie with a lettuce, calls himself Mo Salad.

Moons his neighbours when they put the wrong coloured bin out.

 

[deft]

Moons his neighbours when they put the wrong coloured big out.

Actually hates Disco, and is a fevered Nordic Death Metal fan.

 

[AuntieDisco]

Actually hates Disco, and is a fevered Nordic Death Metal fan.

Was last seen 12 years ago when he went out to get the ‘milk’. Now lives in Florence with 4 kids because his girlfriend went to get milk 5 months ago.

 

[Biggalute]

Was last seen 12 years ago when he went out to get the ‘milk’. Now lives in Florence with 4 kids because his girlfriend went to get milk 5 months ago.

Lost her 'shirt' in Vegas, but came home with more money than she started with

 

[AuntieDisco]

Lost her 'shirt' in Vegas, but came home with more money than she started with

Steals his kids broken teeth and hides them under his pillow in hopes of seeing the tooth fairy one day. Never too late, am I right?

 

[ImpishSeraph]

Steals his kids broken teeth and hides them under his pillow in hopes of seeing the tooth fairy one day. Never too late, am I right?

I saw her at a slayer concert