Feels a disturbance in the Force every time someone cums before their partner. It’s alot of disturbances!
Looks in the mirror and says, in his best Darth Vader voice, "The cum is strong with this one."
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Always wears his Ewok costume and eats ice cream while re-watching Star Wars.Looks in the mirror and says, in his best Darth Vader voice, "The cum is strong with this one."
(Sorry, it's the only Star Wars-y thing I could come up with!
Has been writing a screen play where the characters in pulp fiction are replaced by the characters from star wars, but can't get funding because its written as a French language porno
Is insanely jealous someone else got the part she auditioned for and no longer gets to wear the gold bikini.
Tried out for the c3po part in a full dress rehearsal, but the famous 50s style dancing scene made the costume pinch crucial body areas and were unable to....... le perform .... as a result
Tried to talk me into being C3PO's fluffer, yet again!
Refused.... again..... citing her dust allergy as reason why she can't be a fluffer... despite being shown intricate diagrams and graphic japanese style mamga showing the prospective role many many times,
Guys!! Stop calling it 3PO’s fluffer. The role has a name. R2D2.
and I know this because I was trying to see whether or not to say he or she
Despises Leo’s. Fucking arrogant people. Thinking they have amazing hair.Arrested for drunk driving. When asked to walk the white line, they tried to tango with the cop
p.s. I'm 11 days older than you
Tried to pull a rap battle thing inspired by Eminem from 8 mile. Ended horribly for him.
Volunteered to DJ for the rap battle, but ultimately declined because they insisted she wear nothing but bunny ear headphones and roller skates.
Because they would let me put my insoles in those things.Volunteered to DJ for the rap battle, but ultimately declined because they insisted she wear nothing but bunny ear headphones and roller skates.
The roller skates hurt her feet.
Made a dance video inspired by traffic cams.
Can’t stop dancing to my dance video inspired by traffic cams. Feat @HollyS
This is not a lie. It’s the damn truth. Too much coffee.
Damn straight I can’t. And I’ve never danced sexier.
Beat boxes to famous movie soundtracks on weekends in downtown area while @AlwaysDancing provides the choreography
