~Post baseless lies about the person above you - V.6~

[Deleted member 6353684]

Stared in the adult version of 'You got Email'.

 

[jbeardo1]

Successfully used human-sheep mind control to make a flock take the shape of the NZ all blacks silver fern logo for the entirety of the world cup rugby final

 

[AlwaysDancing]

In the process of creating his own martial sex art.

It’s called: Jay-Bear-Do.

 

[SimonSex]

Tried the lambada, the Dougie, Watusi and the floss dance but it wasn’t until the hokie-poky when things started to turn around. After all, that’s what it’s all about.

 

[jbeardo1]

Tried the lambada, the Dougie, Watusi and the floss dance but it wasn’t until the hokie-poky when things started to turn around. After all, that’s what it’s all about.

Joined in with the hokie poky, but had to have a stern talking to by a member of the local constabulary after over enthusiasm at the " shake it all about" bit

 

[bashfull]

Keeps cats so he can claim to play with p****ies

 

[AuntieDisco]

Keeps cats so he can claim to play with p****ies

Likes to go and watch scary movies in the theatre and always makes the popcorns fly.

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Likes to go and watch scary movies in the theatre and always makes the popcorns fly.

Watches scary movies with her eyes closed and imagines it’s really porn.

 

[AuntieDisco]

Watches scary movies with her eyes closed and imagines it’s really porn.

Yes….ah…yes!!! *inserts screams*

Joins me every month for some mani and pedi, if memory serves me correct he has bright orange toes right now.

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Yes….ah…yes!!! *inserts screams*

Joins me every month for some mani and pedi, if memory serves me correct he has bright orange toes right now.

Yeah!! Remember? We were both orange curious?

Acts as a substitute teacher for subjects she doesn’t know very well and has the students teach her.

 

[AuntieDisco]

Yeah!! Remember? We were both orange curious?

Acts as a substitute teacher for subjects she doesn’t know very well and has the students teach her.

No I’m more of a playing the movie while I take a nap kinda of substitution teacher.

Still hasn’t figured out how to tie his shoelaces.

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Velcro
It saved my life.

As a method actor, allowed Jim Carrey the lead in “Liar, Liar” because it would have got in the way of this thread.

 

[bashfull]

Velcro
It saved my life.

As a method actor, allowed Jim Carrey the lead in “Liar, Liar” because it would have got in the way of this thread.

created the ever popular dance Tango on a Polo Stick

 

[AuntieDisco]

created the ever popular dance Tango on a Polo Stick

Always in a bidding war on e-bay to buy the jade teacups.

 

[Booboobear84]

Always in a bidding war on e-bay to buy the jade teacups.

Doesn’t like the BeeGees

 

[Nicefella]

Thinks polar bears are wimps

 

[Btq97]

Thinks polar bears are wimps

Has a penguin fetish

 

[ztrawberry]

Has a penguin feti

Has a penguin fetish

Is a poor ex mafia

 

[jbeardo1]

Gets almost painfully aroused when she is presented with marmalade on toast

 

[bashfull]

Gets almost painfully aroused when she is presented with marmalade on toast

Is always carrying marmalade and toast

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Is always carrying marmalade and toast

lost his left pinkie during a riot when fifty people participated in an experiment to see what happens if you cut out coffee cold turkey.

 

[bashfull]

lost his left pinkie during a riot when fifty people participated in an experiment to see what happens if you cut out coffee cold turkey.

Severely burned his penis when he stuck it through a hole in a fence and the Gardner on the other side mistook it for a weed and sprayed it with weed killer

 

[SimonSex]

Is riding that train, high on cocaine.

 

[vibes]

loathes sex

 

[SimonSex]

Wears clip-on ties