~Post baseless lies about the person above you - V.6~

[ImpishSeraph]

His last name really isn't Sex

 

[Azuldrgon]

His last name really isn't Sex

She has a devil tattoo on her left butt cheek.

 

[ImpishSeraph]

She has a devil tattoo on her left butt cheek.

He takes a lot of maidens to his lair. Good morning, Blue

 

[SimonSex]

Can write erotic poetry in Sanskrit

 

[orangecurious]

Can write erotic poetry in Sanskrit

has so many full Starbucks loyalty stamp cards he plans to treat his entire town with a free coffee

 

[Cwtchseeker]

has so many full Starbucks loyalty stamp cards he plans to treat his entire town with a free coffee

Stares at a bottle of Tropicana daily but never drinks it

 

[ImpishSeraph]

Stares at a bottle of Tropicana daily but never drinks it

Was caught in Ireland shagging a local without cuddling

 

[Biggalute]

Was caught in Ireland shagging a local without cuddling

Rides her bike without a seat

 

[ImpishSeraph]

Only orders small drinks but refills them 15 times

Is really a preying mantis. He just met a lover and wont be with us much longer. He won't have a head

 

[Biggalute]

Is really a preying mantis. He just met a lover and wont be with us much longer. He won't have a head

Once 'rode' a Kentucky derby winner

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Once 'rode' a Kentucky derby winner

Manscapes with garden sheers. The first time was a bet. Now he just likes the thrill.

 

[Amanda330]

Manscapes with garden sheers. The first time was a bet. Now he just likes the thrill.

Made the fairy queen angry and was cursed to dance for all eternity.

 

[bashfull]

Wears very short skirts with no undies and "accidentally" lets them ride up in view of others. Oh wait...or it that the truth?

 

[SimonSex]

Shares a bedroom with Sneezy, Doc, et al. You think they’d be grumpy

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Shares a bedroom with Sneezy, Doc, et al. You think they’d be grumpy

Never could catch the ball in gym … so it was a real victory when he caught a cold.

 

[SimonSex]

Grew up so poor, couldn’t even afford to pay attention

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Didn’t get laid last night because when they said “fuck me,” be answered …

“Ah, ah ah! You didn’t say Simon Sex!”

 

[bashfull]

Didn’t get laid last night because when they said “fuck me,” be answered …

“Ah, ah ah! You didn’t say Simon Sex!”

Plays naked Twister solo

 

[Azuldrgon]

Play naked Twiater solo

Is really not raunchy at all.

 

[HollyS]

Isn’t really blue, just fell into a vat of green paint. They are really sunflower yellow

Is totally mythological.

 

[Coyote100]

Likes to demonstrate the proper way to lick a lollipop.

 

[SmokingFap]

Actually is coyote ugly.

 

[ALovelyNudist]

The robbed a bank successfully

 

[LustyScribe]

Teaches SAS troops how to low crawl naked across treacherous terrain.

 

[SmokingFap]

Is actually asexual and illiterate.