~Post baseless lies about the person above you - V.6~

[AlwaysDancing]

Doesn’t really exist and is an illusion of the collective conscious.

 

[jbeardo1]

Actually likes the taste of liquorice, but pretends not to

 

[AuntieDisco]

Actually likes the taste of liquorice, but pretends not to

Does the ketchup song dance in the grocery store if it comes up.

 

[vibes]

Does the ketchup song dance in the grocery store if it comes up.

die hard opponent of exhibitionism

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Does the ketchup song dance in the grocery store if it comes up.

wishes for the super powers of the Human Torch so she can sing, “This girl is on fire!!”

die hard opponent of exhibitionism

wishes he had the super powers of Mr incredible. Not the powers so much. But that name is so snazzy.

 

[HollyS]

wishes for the super powers of the Human Torch so she can sing, “This girl is on fire!!”

wishes he had the super powers of Mr incredible. Not the powers so much. But that name is so snazzy.

Was offered the part of Captain America in an off-off Broadway production, but was afraid the role would go to his head.

 

[bashfull]

Was offered the part of Captain America in an off-off Broadway production, but was afraid the role would go to his head.

Loves it when things come to a head

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Was offered the part of Captain America in an off-off Broadway production, but was afraid the role would go to his head.

Oh yeah. It is hard work to stay this humble!!

Wrote a script for the Virtual Slutty Avengers but turned down the million dollar offer to keep it to herself.

Lives it when things come to a head

Picks flowers from hotel lobbies to bring to his family members. But only the pretty ones. His flower standards are impeccable.

 

[AuntieDisco]

die hard opponent of exhibitionism

5 times butt model of the year!

 

[AuntieDisco]

Oh yeah. It is hard work to stay this humble!!

Wrote a script for the Virtual Slutty Avengers but turned down the million dollar offer to keep it to herself.

Picks flowers from hotel lobbies to bring to his family members. But only the pretty ones. His flower standards are impeccable.

Plays mime on the weekend besides food trucks, business is good

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Plays mime on the weekend besides food trucks, business is good

And thank you for helping me with my face make up. But please. No more dicks on my forehead.

She does a juggling act with the below poster with live snakes and bunny rabbits. No animals are harmed.

 

[HollyS]

And thank you for helping me with my face make up. But please. No more dicks on my forehead.

She does a juggling act with the below poster with live snakes and bunny rabbits. No animals are harmed.

Milks the venom from the snakes so no jugglers are harmed!

 

[TS_Woody]

Milks the venom from the snakes so no jugglers are harmed!

Spends spare time counting her chickens

 

[bashfull]

Spends spare time counting her chickens

Chases chickens across the road as a sexual perversion

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Chases chickens across the road as a sexual perversion

Cries when he eats Chicken Nuggets because of Bourbon, his imaginary pet chicken when he was eleven.

 

[HollyS]

Cries when he eats Chicken Nuggets because of Bourbon, his imaginary pet chicken when he was eleven.

Just devised a bourbon-infused chicken nugget.

 

[vibes]

Just devised a bourbon-infused chicken nugget.

Boring reallife nun

 

[bashfull]

Boring reallife nun

Went to a Catholic school and now has pin up posters of nuns with his lotion in the bathroom

 

[HollyS]

Boring reallife nun

Spends his days off peeping through the windows of nunneries and convents, hoping for a glimpse of what's under the habit.

 

[vibes]

Spends his days off peeping through the windows of nunneries and convents, hoping for a glimpse of what's under the habit.

Is that a lie, you think?

her tongue is about to fall off

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Spends his days off peeping through the windows of nunneries and convents, hoping for a glimpse of what's under the habit.

Is it wrong I’m now imagining what’s under the habit?

Is an accountant who sabotages tax returns by saying cruises to Tahiti are tax deductible

 

[HollyS]

Is that a lie, you think?

her tongue is about to fall off

Offered me some "white glue" to keep my tongue attached, but I'm skeptical!

 

[bashfull]

Is that a lie, you think?

her tongue is about to fall off

*i do know what's under the habit...but that's another atory*
Once streaked a Johovah's Witness conference

 

[HollyS]

Is it wrong I’m now imagining what’s under the habit?

Is an accountant who sabotages tax returns by saying cruises to Tahiti are tax deductible

Is the one who told me cruises to Tahiti were tax deductible!

 

[vibes]

Offered me some "white glue" to keep my tongue attached, but I'm skeptical!

Keeps saying it wont work, stop it