~Post baseless lies about the person above you - V.6~

[Coyote100]

He has fallen in love with a chatbot voice several times.

 

[Sallyhansen6914]

Is the world record holder for most exotic taxidermy pieces.

With a collection of over 350 pieces.

“A forgotten art” is his favorite term when referring to his collection.

 

[Coyote100]

Is the world record holder for most exotic taxidermy pieces.
With a collection of over 350 pieces.
“A forgotten art” is his favorite term when referring to his collection.

She has PM'd me several times begging to see my collection.

 

[Sallyhansen6914]

She has PM'd me several times begging to see my collection.

Invited me over to see his collection.. never even came on to me once. Just sat there playing with his collection when I thought it was a booty call….

 

[sister jenny]

She knows exactly what to put in a biographie, she just don’t think we are worthy of her. Which actually is true. Last count there was only one worthy on here, but that was several years ago, and that person moved to Mongolia to build a camel ranch.

 

[BDA73]

I've had to constantly tell her no

 

[Taegul]

He's the one who came up with the 1877 Kars 4 Kids jingle.

Sonofa...

 

[subdudeme13]

They call him Donkey Dick! He is hung like a horse!

 

[Taegul]

No one has told him yet that this is the baseless lies thread and you're supposed to make shit up.

 

[BDA73]

His lover enjoys his beard scratching her bald pussy while riding his face

 

[Thebrowneye]

He says he has a slut but in fact he lives alone eating two minute noodles while stroking his comb over

 

[Taegul]

He has Van Morrison's Brown Eyed Girl playing on a radio 24/7 everywhere he goes.

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Tells everyone he invented the little vent hole in plastic coffee cup lids.

 

[Guyblue82]

Tells everyone he invented the little vent hole in plastic coffee cup lids.

His avatar is actual a pencil sketch of him on the toilet... Bracing himself for a big one

 

[cactusjack0584]

He seems like a really nice guy but in his spare time, when he’s alone he dreams of kicking all the puppies… dun dun dunnnnnnnn

 

[ydahecnot]

He was better as Dude Love

 

[Cwtchseeker]

His AV is really the new virus strain that will next shake the planet

 

[AlwaysDancing]

His AV is really the new virus strain that will next shake the planet

Wants to be the Patient Zero for said virus.

 

[Sunlover101]

Fell in love with himself while dancing naked in front of the mirror.
Again.

 

[Sammysub07]

Rarely goes outdoors

 

[base10]

Rarely goes outdoors

Has a gimp locked in a cage

 

[Sammysub07]

Walks around without the pants to his suit all the time

 

[cactusjack0584]

Eats raw potatoes like they are apples

 

[MedicalMuse]

Eats raw potatoes like they are apples

His cactus doesn’t have any prickly parts

 

[cactusjack0584]

She likes to take butterflies, pull off their wings and tells them to dance for her. While playing P Diddy on full volume!