~Post baseless lies about the person above you - V.6~

[base10]

She likes to take butterflies, pull off their wings and tells them to dance for her. While playing P Diddy on full volume!

Stuffs his underwear

 

[Guyblue82]

Still counts to 10 using his fingers

 

[Sammysub07]

Eats raw potatoes like they are apples

I’ve been guilty when chopping them up for a meal! ‍♀

 

[cactusjack0584]

I’ve been guilty when chopping them up for a meal! ‍♀

Honestly same

 

[cactusjack0584]

Stuffs his underwear

Hey hey hey…. Remember it’s supposed be lies. You jerk!

 

[base10]

Honestly same

Okay weirdos. I’ve never thought to take a bite of a raw potato when cutting one up. Never even crossed my mind

 

[Sammysub07]

Okay weirdos. I’ve never thought to take a bite of a raw potato when cutting one up. Never even crossed my mind

It’s sooooo good! I’ve done it since I cooked as a little kid with my mom!

 

[cactusjack0584]

Okay weirdos. I’ve never thought to take a bite of a raw potato when cutting one up. Never even crossed my mind

I feel attacked. He said as he chomped on a raw potato

 

[cactusjack0584]

It’s sooooo good! I’ve done it since I cooked as a little kid with my mom!

It was my grandma but also same.

 

[base10]

Glad I’m making rice tonight rather than potatoes

 

[Guyblue82]

Glad I’m making rice tonight rather than potatoes

This man prefers his rice raw, not his potatoes

 

[cactusjack0584]

Loves listening to Celine Dion on full volume in traffic, and singing along.

 

[Guyblue82]

Loves listening to Celine Dion on full volume in traffic, and singing along.

(Eyes closed) singing "Near...... Far.....I might hit you wherever you are"

 

[Taegul]

He got a job with the TSA just so he could legally pat down strangers.

 

[BDA73]

Answered a ad from Santa school and was the top student

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Thought he was going to Santa School but really it was just a class on how to break into people’s houses.

 

[SimonSex]

Eats Cap’n Crunch with oat milk

 

[base10]

Eats Cap’n Crunch with oat milk

Lives in New Zealand

 

[SimonSex]

Once saw Susan Sarandon in an adult novelty store in West Virginia

 

[JustAnotherFlower]

Once saw Susan Sarandon in an adult novelty store in West Virginia

He's created his own brand of sex toys, shaped and styled after hot peppers. They didn't go down well...

 

[SimonSex]

The knees of her jeans are all blown out from gardening, so she says…

 

[summer_reine]

His DnD main is a bugbear bard

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Hates the horny bard trope and their dragon fucking ways.

Likes her bards grumpy and crochety.

 

[summer_reine]

Secretly wishes to play bass in a thrash metal band

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Secretly wishes to play bass in a thrash metal band

A Star Wars thrash metal band !!

Thinks everyone is too short for storm trooper status!