~Post baseless lies about the person above you - V.6~

[jason28053]

Is actually a Domme named Gertrude...

Holly came from Miami FLA

 

[HollyS]

Holly came from Miami FLA

In the back room, Jason was everybody's Darlin.

 

[Photog1rl]

Believes autoeroticism is a sin and winter touch herself

Does not live with Snow White despite being bashful.

 

[jason28053]

Does not live with Snow White despite being bashful.

Only wears cloths sometimes

 

[Photog1rl]

In the back room, Jason was everybody's Darlin.

Is actually a busty virtual slut

 

[Photog1rl]

Only wears cloths sometimes

Ok, I’m fucking up on timing tonight.
Jason-never works out.

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Ok, I’m fucking up on timing tonight.
Jason-never works out.

Fucking up on timing gives you bad exposure, doesn’t it?

She just doesn’t smile enough!

 

[jason28053]

Fucking up on timing gives you bad exposure, doesn’t it?

She just doesn’t smile enough!

He likes big butts and cannot lie

 

[bashfull]

He likes big butts and cannot lie

Is secretly the one on whom the Halloween movies were based

 

[AlwaysDancing]

He likes big butts and cannot lie

Not a lie!

@bashfull

His AV name means Bad Ass SHeriff who is FULL (from donuts).

 

[fakingadulthood]

is patient zero for an outbreak of St. Vitus' dance

 

[bashfull]

Is 16 yrs old living in mom's basement being a badass online

 

[Taegul]

He has the 9,196th most popular podcast in the country of Djibouti.

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Is the inspiration for all jokes that begin, “This guy walks into a bar.”

 

[Sammysub07]

He does nude vinyasa yoga..AV for inspo

 

[Taegul]

She is the first, last, and only woman ever to date Leonardo DiCaprio past the age of 25. Every other woman was out the door at the 25-yeard old expiration date but she made it to 26!

 

[Sammysub07]

She is the first, last, and only woman ever to date Leonardo DiCaprio past the age of 25. Every other woman was out the door at the 25-yeard old expiration date but she made it to 26!

Omg!!! I’m

 

[Taegul]

Omg!!! I’m

Wait a sec. Is that a lie?

 

[fakingadulthood]

Is really Taygul! Taylor Swift’s variant from a universe where seagulls are the dominant species on earth! But even in an alternate universe it would be too dangerous to have the correct spelling and become the obsession of all human and seagull Swifties alike

 

[SimonSex]

Is missing the middle toe on the right foot from a freak cow tipping accident

 

[ImpishSeraph]

Played his last game when he tried to pull a fast one and not say "Simon says" saying to a group of woman "fuck me to death!" only to never be heard from again.....

 

[Taegul]

She runs a hamster rescue and rehabilitation center in Anchorage, Alaska.

 

[Wand3rlust]

Sells ear defenders to adults going to Coldplay concerts.

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Sent a text to her friends she was wandering in the woods and got lost. But spell correct got it all wrong and a profile was born.

 

[Taegul]

Every time he records a naughty audio for a Lit friend, the audio includes the Wilhelm scream.

Every. Damn. Time.