~Post baseless lies about the person above you - V.6~

[Azuldrgon]

She abhors kittens

She adores cuddly blue dragons and is a subscriber to the Blue Dragon Stuffie of the month club.

 

[Coyote100]

He is hardly a nice guy like his profile says. He stole that cuddly blue dragon from a 3 three-old kid.

 

[Hornymwtxn]

He is hardly a nice guy like his profile says. He stole that cuddly blue dragon from a 3 three-old kid.

Only enjoys running in the pack when he is the leader.

 

[SimonSex]

Puts Frank’s Red Hot into empty Texas Pete bottles. Thinks no one can tell the diff.

 

[BrendaBear]

Puts Frank’s Red Hot into empty Texas Pete bottles. Thinks no one can tell the diff.

He puts that sh*t on everything.

 

[MindYaBitness]

She swears she can hear the radio through the fillings in her teeth

 

[SimonSex]

He puts that sh*t on everything.

You ain’t wrong, @BrendaBear

 

[SimonSex]

She swears she can hear the radio through the fillings in her teeth

Wears a pelvic night guard for her grinding habit.

 

[HollyS]

Wears a pelvic night guard for her grinding habit.

Wears a pelvic night guard for his partner's grinding habit.

 

[SimonSex]

Wears a pelvic night guard for his partner's grinding habit.

Touché.

Really enjoys Nickleback.

 

[TXRafe]

Wears a pelvic night guard for his partner's grinding habit.

only takes the pelvic guard off on his birthday

 

[SimonSex]

Wonders why bagels have a hole.

 

[MindYaBitness]

Makes holes in donuts

 

[TXRafe]

Makes holes in donuts

refuses to give away the secret ingredient in her special donut glaze

 

[SimonSex]

Has high hopes. Apple pie in the sky hopes.

 

[Coyote100]

He is not worth going through the effort of posting here.

 

[BDA73]

Thinks the movie Coyote Ugly was about him

 

[SimonSex]

Can unhinge their jaw like a hippo.

 

[HollyS]

Can unhinge their jaw like a hippo.

Has a replica of Stonehenge built with dildos in his back yard.

 

[BrendaBear]

Can unhinge their jaw like a hippo.

Tried to invade and take over the republic of disney world but was thwarted by their brilliant millitary specialist, attack dog. They call the great warrior Goo Feee.

 

[SimonSex]

Tried to invade and take over the republic of disney world but was thwarted by their brilliant millitary specialist, attack dog. They call the great warrior Goo Feee.

Cut a crescent-shaped hole in the roof of the AMC Gremlin. It’s a half moon roof.

 

[SimonSex]

Has a replica of Stonehenge built with dildos in his back yard.

That’s actually a brilliant idea. Talk about fertility symbols!

 

[Hornymwtxn]

That’s actually a brilliant idea. Talk about fertility symbols!

Thinks dildos and fertility go together

 

[SimonSex]

Makes pickle biscuits using his own dill dough.

 

[BrendaBear]

Makes pickle biscuits using his own dill dough.

Loves to make jokes about my AMC Gremlin because he is terrified of the awesomeness of my AMX.

Lies… I have a Jeep, not an AMC