~Post baseless lies about the person above you - V.6~

smtst5 · 2025-01-08T03:12:41+0000

BrendaBear said:
He is still upset I got the Gremlin joke and turned it around.

Much like a gremlin, don’t get her wet after midnight

Hornymwtxn · 2025-01-08T13:33:56+0000

smtst5 said:
Much like a gremlin, don’t get her wet after midnight

Much like Cinderella has to be home before midnight with the proper footwear

cactusjack0584 · 2025-01-08T21:21:49+0000

Doesn’t peel bananas before he eats them, just bites right in

Hornymwtxn · 2025-01-08T21:25:19+0000

cactusjack0584 said:
Doesn’t peel bananas before he eats them, just bites right in

Does same with coconuts

Justabaldguy70 · 2025-01-09T00:55:06+0000

Hornymwtxn said:
Does same with coconuts

Eats the outer shell of the coconut and throws the inside away

SimonSex · 2025-01-09T04:54:19+0000

His taco truck only serves items bought from Safeway or Piggly Wiggly and outsells all others

BrendaBear · 2025-01-09T04:58:59+0000

SimonSex said:
His taco truck only serves items bought from Safeway or Piggly Wiggly and outsells all others

Follows around the local roach coach (food truck) around town because he loves “fine cuisine”.

SimonSex · 2025-01-09T05:06:37+0000

Harbors a desire to measure spark plug gaps of Litster’s hot rods.

BrendaBear · 2025-01-09T05:30:39+0000

He still hasn’t learned how to drive anything with a clutch… claims they are too girly for him.

MindYaBitness · 2025-01-09T05:53:17+0000

She abhors kittens

Azuldrgon · 2025-01-09T05:54:32+0000

MindYaBitness said:
She abhors kittens

She adores cuddly blue dragons and is a subscriber to the Blue Dragon Stuffie of the month club.

Coyote100 · 2025-01-09T06:14:28+0000

He is hardly a nice guy like his profile says. He stole that cuddly blue dragon from a 3 three-old kid.