~Post baseless lies about the person above you - V.6~

[Chloe_Harper]

Hates all forms of pasta

Only knows this because he asked me to reenact the scene from Lady and the Tramp

 

[Jaws82]

Only knows this because he asked me to reenact the scene from Lady and the Tramp

Ummm it's supposed to be baseless lies my dear

 

[Coyote100]

He drools over my strange concoctions but pretends like he doesn't want any

She knows perfectly well that my drooling is not over her stange libation habits.

 

[Chloe_Harper]

She knows perfectly well that my drooling is not over her stange libation habits.

Oh, so sorry. I forgot you had that medical issue wear you just drool like a faucet for no particular reason

 

[Coyote100]

Oh, so sorry. I forgot you had that medical issue wear you just drool like a faucet for no particular reason

The totality of her knowledge about drooling medical issues could be written on the back of a postage stamp.

 

[Chloe_Harper]

The totality of her knowledge about drooling medical issues could be written on the back of a postage stamp.

He taught me everything I know on the subject, while holding a bucket under his chin

 

[Sunlover101]

He drools over my strange concoctions but pretends like he doesn't want any

Her strange concoctions really come from pre mix cans bought from the local liquor store.

 

[Coyote100]

He taught me everything I know on the subject, while holding a bucket under his chin

The bucket unfortunately had a hole in the bottom causing the leaking drool to ruin the new pair of red stilleto heels she was wearing.

 

[Chloe_Harper]

The bucket unfortunately had a hole in the bottom causing the leaking drool to ruin the new pair of red stilleto heels she was wearing.

They keep trying to explain to him that his medicine causes delusions of everyone he sees to be wearing new red stilletos

 

[base10]

They keep trying to explain to him that his medicine causes delusions of everyone he sees to be wearing new red stilletos

Is illiterate

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Is illiterate

The 9 other bases are figments of his imagination occupied by his 9 imaginary friends who all happen to wear tuxedo tshirts.

 

[F3x0r]

The 9 other bases are figments of his imagination occupied by his 9 imaginary friends who all happen to wear tuxedo tshirts.

Is homeless, walks the streets in an old dinner jacket and hat, they know him as crazy Dave

 

[MiaBabe23]

Is homeless, walks the streets in an old dinner jacket and hat, they know him as crazy Dave

Had a one night stand with Medusa, and has been stony faced ever since

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Once won a dance contest to "A Thousand Miles" only fist pumping to the whole song

 

[MiaBabe23]

Once won a dance contest to "A Thousand Miles" only fist pumping to the whole song

Was on the panel for that, and cast the winning vote, hasn’t yet said what she’s expecting in return

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Was on the panel for that, and cast the winning vote, hasn’t yet said what she’s expecting in return

Has refused all invitations I've sent to the fist-pumpers dance crew since then

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Has refused all invitations I've sent to the fist-pumpers dance crew since then

Is actually a person of interest in the case of the missing fist pumpers.

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Has been spreading lies about me because they are the leader of a rival dance crew, Head Bangers

 

[BDA73]

She has a popular real life story on seducing BDA73

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Was caught selling bootlegs of Head Bangers to @Chloe_Harper.

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Was caught selling bootlegs of Head Bangers to @Chloe_Harper.

Is actually the leader of Head Bangers, but in a diabolical ploy to gain the dance off advantage is infiltrating fist pumpers dance crew.

 

[MiaBabe23]

Is actually the leader of Head Bangers, but in a diabolical ploy to gain the dance off advantage is infiltrating fist pumpers dance crew.

Is the one who came up with the idea, and pretends he talks about it to deflect suspicion, but really wants to get caught

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Is the one who came up with the idea, and pretends he talks about it to deflect suspicion, but really wants to get caught

Is going to blow my cover so I will be forced to gag her and tie her up to keep my devious plan secret, though this is actually exactly what she wanted.

 

[13Fantasies]

Is going to blow my cover so I will be forced to gag her and tie her up to keep my devious plan secret, though this is actually exactly what she wanted.

Was the Penguin's body double in the original BATMAN with Adam West

 

[MiaBabe23]

Is going to blow my cover so I will be forced to gag her and tie her up to keep my devious plan secret, though this is actually exactly what she wanted.

Is pretending he doesn’t know I know the defense to that, because he’s the one who wants to be hog-tied