BrendaBear
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He wasn't in Vegas. I was.Knows that it NEVER stays in Vegas.
(But what does That mean?)
~Post baseless lies about the person above you - V.6~
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TXRafe
Terrible Stalker
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thinks nice guys finish last and prefers very very very bad boys
AlwaysDancing
Really Experienced
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Keeps thinking she’s in an alternate Hot Tub Time Machine reality.
HeavyBalls
Hibernating
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Thinks that nice guys don't finish last, they finish in the shower...
AlwaysDancing
Really Experienced
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Is … that a lie?
Once dropped his heavy balls next to some lighter balls off of a roof to see if they really do fall at the same rate. He only remembers the pain
HeavyBalls
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Enough pain to make you pass out and vomit...
Thinks nice guys don't finish at all...
Chloe_Harper
Writer
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Is easily confused... wait, this meant to be a lie. Come back to me
AlwaysDancing
Really Experienced
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Proves them wrong that he finishes so fast it sets world records. Strangely … no one is impressed.
Is still deciding what she wants to be for last Halloween.
Chloe_Harper
Writer
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Keeps sending me costume ideas to try on for him. It's not helping my indecisiveness
BrendaBear
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It has to be just right! Sheesh!!!
Moonwalked backwards across the stage at his graduation.
HeavyBalls
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Runs around the house wearing Superman underoos...
AlwaysDancing
Really Experienced
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But it’s doing wonders for my entertainment.
Here. Try this one
Her favorite one so far is the Christmas tree outfit.
I did. I forgot to grab the diploma.
Keeps huffing and puffing and forgetting which nursery rhyme she’s in.
HeavyBalls
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TXRafe
Terrible Stalker
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calls his junk chunk, because SLOTH LOVES CHUNK
BrendaBear
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Fantasizes about going to Astoria Oregon because it is holy ground for goonie fans.
Chloe_Harper
Writer
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Tried to convince everyone he made it big on Shark Tank, but actually just spends a lot of time at his local aquarium
sexymanfun
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Is completely honest on his tax returns
Sammysub07
Call me Good Girl
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Works for the IRS so he would know
Chloe_Harper
Writer
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Also works at IRS, Idiot Removal Services. She's the best there at removing them idiotsWorks for the IRS so he would know
sexymanfun
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Works for the IRS so he would know
Sammysub07
Call me Good Girl
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LustfulIntentions2
DILF, Allegedly
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AlwaysDancing
Really Experienced
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Still thinks crush is something that comes in orange and grapeHas a big old crush on me, just can't admit it
Which sounds weirder saying it aloud.
BrendaBear
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Purposely enraptures women with his steel gaze... making them faint on the spot.
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