~Post baseless lies about the person above you - V.6~

[HeavyBalls]

thinks nice guys finish last and prefers very very very bad boys

Thinks that nice guys don't finish last, they finish in the shower...

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Thinks that nice guys don't finish last, they finish in the shower...

Is … that a lie?

Once dropped his heavy balls next to some lighter balls off of a roof to see if they really do fall at the same rate. He only remembers the pain

 

[HeavyBalls]

Is … that a lie?

Once dropped his heavy balls next to some lighter balls off of a roof to see if they really do fall at the same rate. He only remembers the pain

Enough pain to make you pass out and vomit...

Thinks nice guys don't finish at all...

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Is … that a lie?

Once dropped his heavy balls next to some lighter balls off of a roof to see if they really do fall at the same rate. He only remembers the pain

Is easily confused... wait, this meant to be a lie. Come back to me

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Enough pain to make you pass out and vomit...

Thinks nice guys don't finish at all...

Proves them wrong that he finishes so fast it sets world records. Strangely … no one is impressed.

Is easily confused... wait, this meant to be a lie. Come back to me

Is still deciding what she wants to be for last Halloween.

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Proves them wrong that he finishes so fast it sets world records. Strangely … no one is impressed.


Is still deciding what she wants to be for last Halloween.

Keeps sending me costume ideas to try on for him. It's not helping my indecisiveness

 

[BrendaBear]

Is still deciding what she wants to be for last Halloween.

It has to be just right! Sheesh!!!

Moonwalked backwards across the stage at his graduation.

 

[HeavyBalls]

Proves them wrong that he finishes so fast it sets world records. Strangely … no one is impressed.


Is still deciding what she wants to be for last Halloween.

Runs around the house wearing Superman underoos...

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Keeps sending me costume ideas to try on for him. It's not helping my indecisiveness

But it’s doing wonders for my entertainment.
Here. Try this one

Her favorite one so far is the Christmas tree outfit.

It has to be just right! Sheesh!!!

Moonwalked backwards across the stage at his graduation.

I did. I forgot to grab the diploma.

Keeps huffing and puffing and forgetting which nursery rhyme she’s in.

 

[HeavyBalls]

But it’s doing wonders for my entertainment.
Here. Try this one

Her favorite one so far is the Christmas tree outfit.


I did. I forgot to grab the diploma.

Keeps huffing and puffing and forgetting which nursery rhyme she’s in.

Doesn't like The Goonies...

Traitor.

 

[TXRafe]

Doesn't like The Goonies...

Traitor.

calls his junk chunk, because SLOTH LOVES CHUNK

 

[BrendaBear]

calls his junk chunk, because SLOTH LOVES CHUNK

Fantasizes about going to Astoria Oregon because it is holy ground for goonie fans.

 

[SimonSex]

Has a secret bratwurst/marshmallow concept and is sure that Shark Tank will be all about it

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Tried to convince everyone he made it big on Shark Tank, but actually just spends a lot of time at his local aquarium

 

[sexymanfun]

Is completely honest on his tax returns

 

[Sammysub07]

Works for the IRS so he would know

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Works for the IRS so he would know

Also works at IRS, Idiot Removal Services. She's the best there at removing them idiots

 

[sexymanfun]

Works for the IRS so he would know

https://media.tenor.com/f9zBfnpju_IAAAAM/the-accountant.gif

 

[Sammysub07]

Also works at IRS, Idiot Removal Services. She's the best there at removing them idiots

Sounds like the best job ever!!

joins the IRS dream team!

 

[LustfulIntentions2]

Sounds like the best job ever!!

joins the IRS dream team!

Has a big old crush on me, just can't admit it

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Has a big old crush on me, just can't admit it

Still thinks crush is something that comes in orange and grape

Which sounds weirder saying it aloud.

 

[BrendaBear]

Still thinks crush is something that comes in orange and grape

Which sounds weirder saying it aloud.

Purposely enraptures women with his steel gaze... making them faint on the spot.

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Purposely enraptures women with his steel gaze... making them faint on the spot.

Keeps a supply of epsom salt in her purse to wake them up.

 

[MiaBabe23]

Keeps a supply of epsom salt in her purse to wake them up.

Eats this salt and still doesn’t realize that he’s not meant to, preferring the taste to actual salt

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Eats this salt and still doesn’t realize that he’s not meant to, preferring the taste to actual salt

Sprinkles salt onto all his foods, just cuz