~Post baseless lies about the person above you - V.6~

[Chloe_Harper]

But I burp them in cool patterns. Look. A dragon

Is addicted to candy cigarettes.

Is replacing his candy cigarettes with real ones... only instead of smoke, it's bubbles

 

[SimonSex]

Thinks mistletoe and camel toe are related

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Thinks mistletoe and camel toe are related

I mean … they can be.

Is wildly attracted to the angel on top of his tree

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Thinks mistletoe and camel toe are related

Wait.. they aren't?

I mean … they can be.

Is wildly attracted to the angel on top of his tree

Isn't allowed to have a tree. Or be within 300ft of a tree. No one ask him why

 

[Btq97]

Wants to be a professional golf ball washer

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Wants to be a professional golf ball washer

That is the dream!

Collects dirty golf balls so they can never be cleaned

 

[cactusjack0584]

@Chloe_Harper Has a weird obsession with what she calls “putting on the star”…it involves lots of lube and… nope can’t explain the rest… it’s too graphic

 

[Chloe_Harper]

@Chloe_Harper Has a weird obsession with what she calls “putting on the star”…it involves lots of lube and… nope can’t explain the rest… it’s too graphic

Which is why he was vigorously drawing up sketches of the whole process. Stick figures just don't capture the jua de vivre

 

[cactusjack0584]

Which is why he was vigorously drawing up sketches of the whole process. Stick figures just don't capture the jua de vivre

Has a sexual attraction to stick….figures

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Has a sexual attraction to stick….figures

Is writing a case studying on "Stick Figure Fetish" oddly becoming aroused the more he looks at the images being used

 

[cactusjack0584]

Is writing a case studying on "Stick Figure Fetish" oddly becoming aroused the more he looks at the images being used

Hey!!! I told you that in confidence!!!

 

[Sammysub07]

The rope to the soap is hidden in the lines of his stick figures!

 

[cactusjack0584]

The rope to the soap is hidden in the lines of his stick figures!

Has to use three bars of soap in the shower… because she’s so dirty

 

[Chloe_Harper]

The rope to the soap is hidden in the lines of his stick figures!

Damn! I should have known they were working together.

Has to use three bars of soap in the shower… because she’s so dirty

Well, if you stopped selling faulty bars of soap, she wouldn't need so many accusing her of being at fault is just gaslighting

 

[Sammysub07]

Don’t tempt me with a good time!

the soaps are a pheromone collection and he just purchased three bars on ropes from me

 

[cactusjack0584]

Don’t tempt me with a good time!

the soaps are an aphrodisiac and he just purchased three bars on ropes from me

Is dirty because… she works part time in a coal mine. Some people on here need to get their minds out of the gutter

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Don’t tempt me with a good time!

the soaps are an aphrodisiac and he just purchased three bars on ropes from me

Has a great marketing campaign where the ropes magically begin to disappear

Is dirty because… she works part time in a coal mine. Some people on here need to get their minds out of the gutter

Obviously that's where she works, what did you think we were talking about? Cleary  his mind is the one in the gutter. Or back in his Fetish Case study book

 

[cactusjack0584]

Has a great marketing campaign where the ropes magically begin to disappear

Obviously that's where she works, what did you think we were talking about? Cleary  his mind is the one in the gutter. Or back in his Fetish Case study book

Where do they go???

And my mind lives in the gutter

we all float down here

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Has a great marketing campaign where the ropes magically begin to disappear

Obviously that's where she works, what did you think we were talking about? Cleary  his mind is the one in the gutter. Or back in his Fetish Case study book

Where did the rope go … ohhhh. Oh my. My.

Where do they go???

And my mind lives in the gutter

we all float down here

loses his balloons because he doesn’t have any rope.
(Whistles innocently)

 

[cactusjack0584]

Totally stole my balloon string!!!

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Where did the rope go … ohhhh. Oh my. My.

Is getting ready for the Great Rope Expidition. @Sammysub07 and I are treating it like a massive game of hide and seek

loses his balloons because he doesn’t have any rope.
(Whistles innocently)

Also, has a basement full of stolen balloons.

 

[base10]

Also, has a basement full of stolen balloons.

https://y.yarn.co/32a820c5-24fe-4a8c-8c34-1b9afe494f6b_text.gif

 

[SimonSex]

Has lunch once a week at Costco just eating the samples

 

[MiaBabe23]

Is getting ready for the Great Rope Expidition. @Sammysub07 and I are treating it like a massive game of hide and seek

Also, has a basement full of stolen balloons.

Is planning on filling the balloons with helium so she can float into the sky and be unfindable during hide and seek, (she’s assuming nobody will look up lol)

 

[wrodgers89]

Doesn't move over on the sidewalk when someone is walking toward her. Thinks she runs this damn town.