~Post baseless lies about the person above you - V.6~

[smtst5]

Holly got into the sperm banking business after a failed attempt at starting a vaginal WiFi cafe which sadly failed from the combination of: technology wasnt mature enough, and the involuntary sperm donations that kept being made on the glass window of the cafe when she was open for business

Makes tons of cash with his window cleaning business

 

[cactusjack0584]

Also has a business of just making windows dirty. He also highly invests in @jbeardo1 ‘s window cleaning. It’s a win win

 

[HollyS]

Also has a business of just making windows dirty. He also highly invests in @jbeardo1 ‘s window cleaning. It’s a win win

Took over my failing cafe and implemented a new business plan. Was highly successful until the raid!

 

[cactusjack0584]

Unfortunately her cafe only sold plain spaghetti and ketchup packets…. The raid was inevitable

 

[MiaBabe23]

Gathers ketchup packets during the year and adds them to everyone’s Christmas stockings

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Gathers ketchup packets during the year and adds them to everyone’s Christmas stockings

Swaps the gift tags on presents so everyone ends up with the wrong gifts

 

[ADIDAS00]

…..Hands out rubber crutches at the hospital

 

[AngelicaS1780]

…..Hands out rubber crutches at the hospital

Actually prefers wearing Pumas

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Actually prefers wearing Pumas

Tries to add little tails and googly eyes to every pair of Pumas she sees

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Tries to add little tails and googly eyes to every pair of Pumas she sees

I support googly eye shenanigans!!

She struggles to say the word, “shenanigans”

 

[Chloe_Harper]

I support googly eye shenanigans!!

She struggles to say the word, “shenanigans”

words are hard

interrupts people when they try pronouncing words aloud just to keep them from being able to do so

 

[AlwaysDancing]

words are hard

interrupts people when they try pronouncing words aloud just to keep them from being able to do so

Tongues are more fun when they’re twisted.

She teaches a tongue twister night class … without actually speaking.

 

[cactusjack0584]

Attends the class regularly

 

[ADIDAS00]

Tongues are more fun when they’re twisted.

She teaches a tongue twister night class … without actually speaking.

Tries to tell people the five knuckle shuffle was a dance move he invented

 

[cactusjack0584]

Is jealous because he lost two fingers in a horrible lawn mowing accident… not from the mower he got nervous mowing and bit off more than he could chew!!!

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Is jealous because he lost two fingers in a horrible lawn mowing accident… not from the mower he got nervous mowing and bit off more than he could chew!!!

Also attends my tongue twister class regularly comes for the sundae bar

 

[Deadfreak]

I keep wanting to post baseball lies

Cactus jack turned an unassisted triple play

 

[cactusjack0584]

Also attends my tongue twister class regularly comes for the sundae bar

And I take meticulously notes, while pleasuring myself…

Puts out a sundae bar with only chocolate sprinkles because she has a phobia about rainbow ones.

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Also attends my tongue twister class regularly comes for the sundae bar

There’s a sundae bar???? Well, i suppose my tongue twisting can get better.

Unfortunately she ran out of whipped cream for said bar. Everybody knows why.

 

[cactusjack0584]

I keep wanting to post baseball lies

Cactus jack turned an unassisted triple play

Doesn’t know how to play baseball. But loves balls and a stick

 

[Chloe_Harper]

And I take meticulously notes, while pleasuring myself…

Puts out a sundae bar with only chocolate sprinkles because she has a phobia about rainbow ones.

Keeps taking all the stems off the cherries and making crowns out of them so he can dub himself "Tongue Twist King"... can't actually twist that tongue though

There’s a sundae bar???? Well, i suppose my tongue twisting can get better.

Unfortunately she ran out of whipped cream for said bar. Everybody knows why.

Made a bikini he kept having to reapply to himself out of said whipped cream. That's why

 

[cactusjack0584]

Keeps taking all the stems off the cherries and making crowns out of them so he can dub himself "Tongue Twist King"... can't actually twist that tongue though

Made a bikini he kept having to reapply to himself out of said whipped cream. That's why

Definitely lies about my tongues abilities

And also probably not a lie about @AlwaysDancing

Is weirdly obsessed with the mating habits of capybaras

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Definitely lies about my tongues abilities

And also probably not a lie about @AlwaysDancing

Is weirdly obsessed with the mating habits of capybaras

Had to look up how to spell capybaras before spilling me secrets!

 

[cactusjack0584]

Had to look up how to spell capybaras before spilling me secrets!

(Again supposed to lies…. I totally did)

Goes to the zoo to see said capybaras… and says odd and sexual things to them… she’s been kicked out of 5 zoos!

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Had to look up how to spell capybaras before spilling me secrets!

((Dang I need to change out of this bikini))

Has a pet capybaras that is trained to okay Connect Four. It always wins.

(Again supposed to lies…. I totally did)

Goes to the zoo to see said capybaras… and says odd and sexual things to them… she’s been kicked out of 5 zoos!

He’s currently helping Chloe find a new zoo.