~Post baseless lies about the person above you - V.6~

[Chloe_Harper]

(Again supposed to lies…. I totally did)

Goes to the zoo to see said capybaras… and says odd and sexual things to them… she’s been kicked out of 5 zoos!

I have to stop telling you things

((Dang I need to change out of this bikini))

Has a pet capybaras that is trained to okay Connect Four. It always wins.

He’s currently helping Chloe find a new zoo.

Well, maybe if you knew how to properly count to four, Winston wouldn't always beat you!

 

[cactusjack0584]

I have to stop telling you things

Well, maybe if you knew how to properly count to four, Winston wouldn't always beat you!

Not even the tip of the iceberg ladies and gents…. Trust me… oh shit that was my outside voice. I mean it’s cool @Chloe_Harper all of your other secrets are totally safe with me

Eats ramen noodles dry and sprinkles the spice packet on the dry noodles…

 

[Shi_One81]

Not even the tip of the iceberg ladies and gents…. Trust me… oh shit that was my outside voice. I mean it’s cool @Chloe_Harper all of your other secrets are totally safe with me

Eats ramen noodles dry and sprinkles the spice packet on the dry noodles…

Has a collection of toenails and fingernails in his basement

 

[cactusjack0584]

Has a collection of toenails and fingernails in his basement

Is it worse if they are mine, or someone else’s?

Constantly breaks in and steals part of my collection of toenails and fingernails (of unknown origin)

 

[Sammysub07]

Stain the back of the movie theater flinging his toenail collection

 

[cactusjack0584]

Stain the back of the movie theater flinging his toenail collection

Really thought you were gonna say something else that stains

Goes to movie theaters to yell out inconsistencies in the story line, or plot holes

 

[Sammysub07]

Supposed to be lies here…don’t get me started on medical stuff!

Yells are the characters for doing stupid stuff in horror movies!

 

[cactusjack0584]

Supposed to be lies here…don’t get me started on medical stuff!

Yells are the characters for doing stupid stuff in horror movies!

Again stick to lies, I actually do that, no joke!

Would survive a zombie apocalypse, probably

 

[Sammysub07]

I’ve thought this through. I’d say my likelihood and pew pew collection would assist me

Has a fallout shelter

 

[Scarred65]

Was the fluffer for "Zombie Debbie does Dallas" but was sacked for being too good at her job.

 

[Sammysub07]

I intentionally wanted to get cut

Was the director for the film

 

[cactusjack0584]

Was never actually paid for fluffed job on that film

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Stain the back of the movie theater flinging his toenail collection

That’s so gross

Was never actually paid for fluffed job on that film

liar. You were laid in protein shakes … free protein shakes!!!

 

[cactusjack0584]

Drinks white claws

 

[Cwtchseeker]

Drinks white claws

Got caught manhandling a cactus and offering an adjacent rock a white claw

 

[cactusjack0584]

Eats pineapples without cutting into them, hoping one day to work up to eating a raw cactus

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Eats pineapples without cutting while upside down to signal to the cacti that he’s open to swinging.

 

[Cwtchseeker]

Eats pineapples without cutting while upside down to signal to the cacti that he’s open to swinging.

Been known to swing from and swing with multiple cacti

 

[cactusjack0584]

Dresses as a cactus when he’s alone

 

[Cwtchseeker]

Dresses as a cactus when he’s alone

Has a Cactus Costume for hire business and gives customers a shot of Jack to calm nerves before they wear them…

 

[Sammysub07]

Dresses as a pineapple when he’s alone wishing he had a cacti costume @cactusjack0584

 

[cactusjack0584]

Tried to borrow pineapple costumes once but it was all sticky

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Tried to borrow pineapple costumes once but it was all sticky

It was all him with the pineapple costume, though he will addimently deny involvement and claim he was in a cactus costume, but the video evidence says otherwise.

 

[cactusjack0584]

It was all him with the pineapple costume, though he will addimently deny involvement and claim he was in a cactus costume, but the video evidence says otherwise.

Checks cameras and just sees you in a corner doing helo-cock-tors yelling something about cranberry tainted other delicious fruit drinks

 

[kieranhalcyon01]

Checks cameras and just sees you in a corner doing helo-cock-tors yelling something about cranberry tainted other delicious fruit drinks

Is not actually old no 7 brand tennessee tequila