Sits on the other bench meowing at people
He should never have given me his key
Watched it happen, said he couldn't do anything because he's the man on the moon. Just an observer. Or a voyeur.
Says BreandaBear is a fine cocksucker.
Steals people’s coffee and replaces it with her own special brewSits on the other bench meowing at people
He should never have given me his key
Watched it happen, said he couldn't do anything because he's the man on the moon. Just an observer. Or a voyeur.
Doesn't appreciate friends making his life better. My blend was wayyyyyy better than yours. You're welcome.
Her blend makes you unexplainably take off all your clothes and lie naked on a bed
I think that was just all the tequila you drank last night
Well duh
how else will I make millions? Has been trying to steal my secret recipe since I don't share
Has a stack of dead suitors in her basement that tried to steal her recipe. ((That coffee must be Dark!))I think that was just all the tequila you drank last night
Well duh
Wishes he was one of those suitors. It’d be hell of a way to go
Oof, boy, am I evil
Took full credit for the awesome name. I barely escaped being added to the collection in the basementOof, boy, am I evil
Helped me design my basement full of dead suitors, called it Chloe's Chamber of Secrets. I said the name was okay
"Barely escaped" sure
kept running around like a girl in a horror movie saying "oh no, Chloe, please don't get me" but wouldn't actually use the exit
Had the exit covered anyway.. the only door he could see, just opened to her sex dungeon"Barely escaped" sure
Wait... how did you know? Were you hiding in my sex dungeon again? I really need to change the locks
Forgot about her ad that she posted on CraigslistWait... how did you know? Were you hiding in my sex dungeon again? I really need to change the locks
Some how keeps refreshing the ad for me, and adding a laundry list of items I never asked for... is that why everyone keeps showing up dressed up like the Super Mario Brothers?
All that, but she still got mad at me for getting carried off by Donkey Kong at that last party. Sheesh!
I wasn't mad about DK, I was upset that you left me trapped in that tower with Bowser
do you know what depravities I had to go through? And no, it doesn't matter that I liked them
It's not like I had a choice... DK is a lot bigger than me....I wasn't mad about DK, I was upset that you left me trapped in that tower with Bowser
Nuh uh...
Nuh uh...
Yea, well, none of it would have happened (probably) if you hadn't ordered the Yoshi to the party as a replacement for "pony rides" distracting anyone that might have helped
Unusual? Doesn't everyone?
That's funny... he usually always goes for things that are too easy
I think by easy you meant way more fun
