~Post baseless lies about the person above you - V.6~

[MiaBabe23]

Either he’s had an inordinately early drink lol or I have, because I just can’t make sense of that

So, is currently off his face from sniffing markers

 

[Saltfountain]

Either he’s had an inordinately early drink lol or I have, because I just can’t make sense of that

Is not a borderline alcoholic, no sir!

 

[base10]

Is not a borderline alcoholic, no sir!

The salt in his name is a euphemism for another white substance

 

[Playwithmee]

He’s about to cut a arms deal with the Syrian resistance.

 

[Cwtchseeker]

Runs a competing arms cartel bidding for same contract

 

[Playwithmee]

CIA operative that knows my operations way to well!

 

[cactusjack0584]

CIA operative that knows my operations way to well!

Illegally imports holly plants and sells them out of their windowless van outside the big box hardware stores

 

[awired50]

Does naked caroling

 

[cactusjack0584]

Does naked caroling

And gets rave reviews….

Watches me naked carol… enthusiastically… and is also naked

 

[Chloe_Harper]

And gets rave reviews….

Watches me naked carol… enthusiastically… and is also naked

He's not actually naked caroling. He just likes to wear invisible clothes

 

[cactusjack0584]

Is a huge supplier of invisible clothes

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Is a huge supplier of invisible clothes

Demanded I hand knit his invisible ugly sweater the nerve

 

[Saltfountain]

Demanded I hand knit his invisible ugly sweater the nerve

Is cross because she know she'll spend hours trying to cast off...

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Is cross because she know she'll spend hours trying to cast off...

Surprisingly good knitting word play

Tries to show me up by making a more intricate invisbile ugly Christmas sweater for Jack in half the time

 

[MiaBabe23]

Is cross because she know she'll spend hours trying to cast off...

Tries to set sail in his nearby fountain in a homemade boat

 

[cactusjack0584]

Tries to set sail in his nearby fountain in a homemade boat

Curses like a sailor and tries to pirate his boat.

 

[Saltfountain]

Surprisingly good knitting word play

Tries to show me up by making a more intricate invisbile ugly Christmas sweater for Jack in half the time

Surprising? Well, good afternoon!

Tries to set sail in his nearby fountain in a homemade boat

Sang to me to lure me to my doom...

 

[Saltfountain]

Curses like a sailor and tries to pirate his boat.

Has just found a boat for sale that's really tempting him...

 

[SimonSex]

Currently picking dogshit out of the soles of his boots with a stick

 

[Saltfountain]

Currently picking dogshit out of the soles of his boots with a stick

Pefers to use his fingers

 

[HollyS]

Currently picking dogshit out of the soles of his boots with a stick

Owns the dog who shit in the trail.

 

[Saltfountain]

Owns the dog who shit in the trail.

Films this quality content for her OF

 

[MiaBabe23]

Has one fan on OF, S Fountain

 

[Saltfountain]

Has one fan on OF, S Fountain

Shares my login details as she's a tight fucker

 

[HollyS]

Shares my login details as she's a tight fucker

Requested the dog shit content on my OF. His $500 tip convinced me to film the dog pooping on the trail, but not to do any scat scenes.