~Post baseless lies about the person above you - V.6~

[LatinaCarmen1980]

Practices for the Naked Twister Championship by playing with himself.

 

[MiaBabe23]

Salt - Squirts red sauce in dollops with a cherry and pretends they’re nipples

Carmen - Does the same and places it on whoever she’s with

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

Salt - Squirts red sauce in dollops with a cherry and pretends they’re nipples

Carmen - Does the same and places it on whoever she’s with

You promised to keep that between us. SMDH

 

[MiaBabe23]

Has a webcam show for this, so not sure why she’s now coy

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

Has a webcam show for this, so not sure why she’s now coy

Is my #1 subscriber

 

[Saltfountain]

Panicked and called an ambulance when she was told she wears her heart on her sleeve...

 

[MiaBabe23]

Prefers sleeve porn - most of it involves views of the elbow and wrist, and close ups of the material

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

Uses Amazon to buy sleeves of material she sees in porn.

 

[Saltfountain]

Gets confused between porn and prawns, which is awkward in seafood restaurants

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

Gets confused between porn and prawns, which is awkward in seafood restaurants

Finally! Someone gets it! Crazy right?!

 

[Deleted member 6353684]

Prefers sleeve porn - most of it involves views of the elbow and wrist, and close ups of the material

Is actually the one who invented, filmed and stared in the original sleeve porn movies.
I believe she actually one an Oscar two years running.

 

[Saltfountain]

Thinks we're laughing with them

 

[MiaBabe23]

All three of the above have a separate sock fetish, and are hoping to outsell sleeve porn with it

 

[Saltfountain]

Has a photo album devoted to her lovers' wank socks

 

[MiaBabe23]

Has such a sock that he’s been using for longer than it was designed for, but he just likes the fabric too much to replace it

 

[Saltfountain]

Has such a sock that he’s been using for longer than it was designed for, but he just likes the fabric too much to replace it

Wants to use my wank sock inside out so she can finally feel something again

 

[lindi_85]

Wants to use my wank sock inside out so she can finally feel something again

Thinks using ‘wank sock’ in a sentence will negate the use of said wank sock

 

[Saltfountain]

Has no idea what a wank sock actually is as she pronounces it 'wink sick'

Fucking hobbit

 

[lindi_85]

Has no idea what a wank sock actually is as she pronounces it 'wink sick'

Fucking hobbit

Has no idea that there’s a difference between Australia and New Zealand.

 

[lindi_85]

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[Saltfountain]

Wanted a sex toy, so built a Lego dildo

 

[Deleted member 6353684]

Has such a sock that he’s been using for longer than it was designed for, but he just likes the fabric too much to replace it

She burnt her ex's sock collection in a rage one night.

 

[Deleted member 6353684]

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Started a really bad rumor about someone here and I can't say who or she will kill me in my sleep.

 

[Saltfountain]

She burnt her ex's sock collection in a rage one night.

Struggles with basic prepositions

 

[lindi_85]

Thinks being a puffer on a porn set is about the pillows.

Fluffer?

Started a really bad rumor about someone here and I can't say who or she will kill me in my sleep.

Now this one might be too believable
Thinks a bad rumour is “likes it up the bum”

Struggles with basic prepositions

Struggles with Geography