~Post baseless lies about the person above you - V.6~

[Deleted member 6353684]

Struggles with basic prepositions

Please holder caller while I Google what that actually means.

 

[Saltfountain]

Please holder caller while I Google what that actually means.

Thinks Google likes him because it tells him stuff

 

[Deleted member 6353684]

Thinks Google likes him because it tells him stuff

I only hang out there for the pictures. So there.
And any ways, we all know you are actually an AI bot

 

[Saltfountain]

I only hang out there for the pictures. So there.

Has now mastered basic prepositions...

 

[Deleted member 6353684]

Has now mastered basic prepositions...

Like confusing simple souls.

 

[lindi_85]

Like confusing simple souls.

Lies, you’re meant to tell lies .

 

[Saltfountain]

Lies, you’re meant to tell lies .

Always thought a kiwi fruit was a gay bird

 

[Deleted member 6353684]

Lies, you’re meant to tell lies .

God said it wrong to tell lies. And Santa is cuming tonight young lady.

 

[Saltfountain]

God said it wrong to tell lies. And Santa is cuming tonight young lady.

Has a clear grasp of how this thread works

 

[Saltfountain]

Has a clear grasp of how this thread works

Is a good guy, and in no way a cunt on steroids

 

[Cwtchseeker]

Is a good guy, and in no way a cunt on steroids

Has taken so many, he’ll be on Worlds Strongest Man over Christmas

 

[Saltfountain]

Has taken so many, he’ll be on Worlds Strongest Man over Christmas

Only pretends to be Welsh to appear exotic and mysterious

 

[Cwtchseeker]

Only pretends to be Welsh to appear exotic and mysterious

Hides his true nationality as wants to represent a Scandinavian nation in the contest

 

[cactusjack0584]

Watches reruns of dukes of hazard while pleasuring themselves

 

[Btq97]

Watches reruns of dukes of hazard while pleasuring themselves

watches Cwtchseeker watching Dukes of hazard whilst pleasuring himself

 

[Landshark1]

Had such a convincing back story to the reason behind the making of the documentary. Y'all would have believed him too!

She’s so naughty that Santa had to add a forth Ho
Ho ho ho ho!

 

[lindi_85]

You went back 24 pages

So deeply in the closet he had to find a females post to comment on

 

[Saltfountain]

You went back 24 pages

So deeply in the closet he had to find a females post to comment on

You're meant to post lies...

@lindi_85 isn't easily confused at all. No sir, fully compos mentis...

 

[cactusjack0584]

You're meant to post lies...

@lindi_85 isn't easily confused at all. No sir, fully compos mentis...

Seems to forget how to words some clock things

 

[MiaBabe23]

Either he’s had an inordinately early drink lol or I have, because I just can’t make sense of that

So, is currently off his face from sniffing markers

 

[Saltfountain]

Either he’s had an inordinately early drink lol or I have, because I just can’t make sense of that

Is not a borderline alcoholic, no sir!

 

[base10]

Is not a borderline alcoholic, no sir!

The salt in his name is a euphemism for another white substance

 

[Playwithmee]

He’s about to cut a arms deal with the Syrian resistance.

 

[Cwtchseeker]

Runs a competing arms cartel bidding for same contract

 

[Playwithmee]

CIA operative that knows my operations way to well!