~Post baseless lies about the person above you - V.6~

[lindi_85]

 

[Saltfountain]

Wanted a sex toy, so built a Lego dildo

 

[Sunlover101]

Has such a sock that he’s been using for longer than it was designed for, but he just likes the fabric too much to replace it

She burnt her ex's sock collection in a rage one night.

 

[Sunlover101]

Started a really bad rumor about someone here and I can't say who or she will kill me in my sleep.

 

[Saltfountain]

She burnt her ex's sock collection in a rage one night.

Struggles with basic prepositions

 

[lindi_85]

Thinks being a puffer on a porn set is about the pillows.

Fluffer?

Started a really bad rumor about someone here and I can't say who or she will kill me in my sleep.

Now this one might be too believable
Thinks a bad rumour is “likes it up the bum”

Struggles with basic prepositions

Struggles with Geography

 

[Sunlover101]

Struggles with basic prepositions

Please holder caller while I Google what that actually means.

 

[Saltfountain]

Please holder caller while I Google what that actually means.

Thinks Google likes him because it tells him stuff

 

[Sunlover101]

Thinks Google likes him because it tells him stuff

I only hang out there for the pictures. So there.
And any ways, we all know you are actually an AI bot

 

[Saltfountain]

I only hang out there for the pictures. So there.

Has now mastered basic prepositions...

 

[Sunlover101]

Has now mastered basic prepositions...

Like confusing simple souls.

 

[lindi_85]

Like confusing simple souls.

Lies, you’re meant to tell lies .

 

[Saltfountain]

Lies, you’re meant to tell lies .

Always thought a kiwi fruit was a gay bird

 

[Sunlover101]

Lies, you’re meant to tell lies .

God said it wrong to tell lies. And Santa is cuming tonight young lady.

 

[Saltfountain]

God said it wrong to tell lies. And Santa is cuming tonight young lady.

Has a clear grasp of how this thread works

 

[Saltfountain]

Has a clear grasp of how this thread works

Is a good guy, and in no way a cunt on steroids

 

[Cwtchseeker]

Is a good guy, and in no way a cunt on steroids

Has taken so many, he’ll be on Worlds Strongest Man over Christmas

 

[Saltfountain]

Has taken so many, he’ll be on Worlds Strongest Man over Christmas

Only pretends to be Welsh to appear exotic and mysterious

 

[Cwtchseeker]

Only pretends to be Welsh to appear exotic and mysterious

Hides his true nationality as wants to represent a Scandinavian nation in the contest

 

[cactusjack0584]

Watches reruns of dukes of hazard while pleasuring themselves

 

[Btq97]

Watches reruns of dukes of hazard while pleasuring themselves

watches Cwtchseeker watching Dukes of hazard whilst pleasuring himself

 

[Landshark1]

Had such a convincing back story to the reason behind the making of the documentary. Y'all would have believed him too!

She’s so naughty that Santa had to add a forth Ho
Ho ho ho ho!

 

[lindi_85]

You went back 24 pages

So deeply in the closet he had to find a females post to comment on

 

[Saltfountain]

You went back 24 pages

So deeply in the closet he had to find a females post to comment on

You're meant to post lies...

@lindi_85 isn't easily confused at all. No sir, fully compos mentis...

 

[cactusjack0584]

You're meant to post lies...

@lindi_85 isn't easily confused at all. No sir, fully compos mentis...

Seems to forget how to words some clock things