~Post baseless lies about the person above you - V.6~

[Chloe_Harper]

They're gonna use a cuddly dragon as the mascot....

Gave us a gold bikini to put on our dragon

Our team name will be the Dragonettes

Is now writing our theme song

 

[Sammysub07]

Gave us a gold bikini to put on our dragon

Is now writing our theme song

Hired @Brenda to play guitar for our theme song!

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Hired @Brenda to play guitar for our theme song!

Is currently taking suggestions for what to rhyme with the following words: brat, sub, adorable, boobs, whips

 

[awired50]

Wants a quicky behind the building.

 

[MiaBabe23]

Arranged to have a quickie behind the building, the other person didn’t turn up - that didn’t stop him

 

[awired50]

Likes watching solo sessions due to no shows

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Likes watching solo sessions due to no shows

Has tried to give someone his dick in a box every Christmas for the past 23 years

 

[BDA73]

Would rather Mrs Claus use a strap on instead of Santa banging her from behind
Merry Xxxmas

 

[awired50]

Also interested in the strap on banging

 

[BDA73]

Has the phone out ready to record for enjoyment later

 

[awired50]

Has phone vids from last year.

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Has phone vids from last year.

Has no videos from last year, but does have a mysterious collection of strap-ons of different sizes that he refuses to explain the origin of

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Has no videos from last year, but does have a mysterious collection of strap-ons of different sizes that he refuses to explain the origin of

Is going to start a TikTok about dildos. “Heyyyyy. It’s your girl, Chloe. Take a look at this little buzzer!”

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Is going to start a TikTok about dildos. “Heyyyyy. It’s your girl, Chloe. Take a look at this little buzzer!”

Has requested to be a special, recurring guest on the show. He plans on wearing a black turtle neck, Ray bands, and a serious expression. Anything I ask will be one word answers, occasionally with a playful slap across my face...but with the dildo, not his hand

 

[awired50]

Likes didldo slaps.

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Likes didldo slaps.

Created a machine that looks like a fan but the blades are all dildos. He made different speed settings depending on how hard you wanted to be "dildo slapped" he tested the strongest setting and now, he can only speak in short, almost sentences... the ghost of paragraphs still haunts him

 

[awired50]

Wanyts to ride the dildo fan.

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Wanyts to ride the dildo fan.

Refuses to allow anyone but himself ride his greatest, but most dangerous, invention. He still is chasing those extra words and deeper meanings. Elaborations and flowery detail. All he can think instead is "dick...dick... she probably wants dick..."

 

[awired50]

Begs for some dick.

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Begs for some dick.

Is now writing sadly in a journal. One sentence at a time with long pauses in between. Did indeed see me begging for dick, but all he wanted for Christmas was for his dick to be begged for. Alas, his stilted words kept the naked, horny ladies at a distance

 

[BrendaBear]

Begs for some dick.

She does, but she also likes Bob, Vincent, Fred…

 

[awired50]

Wants to share with Chloe

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Wants to share with Chloe

Realizes suddenly that Brenda and I often do share... men, wine, popcorn, ice cream, sexy outfits... then, with a heavy heart, he realized we shared words and jokes more than anything, and he sat down despondent that he couldn't come up with more of those still. His desperation to be shared palpable

 

[awired50]

Sticks the knife in

 

[BrendaBear]

Sticks the knife in

If was a toy knife, so it didn’t do anything… but secretly he enjoyed hearing the giggles from the ladies on a nice Christmas morning.