~Post baseless lies about the person above you - V.6~

[Sammysub07]

Goes up shit creek without a paddle on the reg.

Flashes the girls to get rescued.

Supposed to be lies!!!

Is opposed to getting flash so you stay on the water bank all alone while everyone else comes to the rescue

 

[TXRafe]

Supposed to be lies!!!

Is opposed to getting flash so you stay on the water bank all alone while everyone else comes to the rescue

BOOBS!!!
https://media0.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExeWd5Y3djZjNqNnI4cDU2b3RtcHcxdWI3ajZkNTRnM3BzamtqdDhkZiZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/28A92fQr8uG6Q/giphy.webp

 

[Sammysub07]

BOOBS!!!
https://media0.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExeWd5Y3djZjNqNnI4cDU2b3RtcHcxdWI3ajZkNTRnM3BzamtqdDhkZiZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/28A92fQr8uG6Q/giphy.webp

See!!! Those are the boobs @Hornymwtxn wanted to see! Thanks for taking one for the team!

 

[Chloe_Harper]

See!!! Those are the boobs @Hornymwtxn wanted to see! Thanks for taking one for the team!

They were also the boobs she wanted to see. She's biting her lip watching that texan dance

 

[Hornymwtxn]

See!!! Those are the boobs @Hornymwtxn wanted to see! Thanks for taking one for the team!

Dd cup moobs ahahah, that why I stayed on the shore. He could use those as flotation devices and save is own ass.
...................................

TXRAfe took one for the team,

Sammysub07 did the team, and we ain't talking about the chess team

 

[Sammysub07]

Dd cup moobs ahahah, that why I stayed on the shore. He could use those as flotation devices and save is own ass.
...................................

TXRAfe took one for the team,

Sammysub07 did the team, and we ain't talking about the chess team

Was surprised when it was my collection of toys that I referred to as “the team”

 

[TXRafe]

Was surprised when it was my collection of toys that I referred to as “the team”

roots for the eagles on sundays but the rest of the week her favorite "team" is the Rams

 

[Jaws82]

roots for the eagles on sundays but the rest of the week her favorite "team" is the Rams

Sent Sammy something called "The Texas Longhorn" for her team roster

 

[Sammysub07]

roots for the eagles on sundays but the rest of the week her favorite "team" is the Rams

Supposed to be LIES!

Takes the term “Dallas Sucks” literally with the team

 

[TXRafe]

Supposed to be LIES!

Takes the term “Dallas Sucks” literally with the team

loves every time the eagles go for it on 4th and 1 because her favorite sexual position is the "tush push"

 

[Sammysub07]

Sent Sammy something called "The Texas Longhorn" for her team roster

Took a peek at the roster. It was a one man team, and I wouldn’t call anything about it long.

 

[Sammysub07]

loves every time the eagles go for it on 4th and 1 because her favorite sexual position is the "tush push"

Again. I don’t see the lie

Hates the rush push because he didn’t see it coming

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Took a peek at the roster. It was a one man team, and I wouldn’t call anything about it long.

@BrendaBear stopped by to see what was happening, realized it was a bunch of sportsball, and skipped away saying "no thank you!" Sammy yelled after her "but you can tackle Rafe if you stay!" Brenda paused, tapped her chin, then, with a mischievous smile came running back!

 

[HollyS]

Again. I don’t see the lie

Hates the rush push because he didn’t see it coming

Didn't use *quite* enough lube on that strap-on before giving Rafe the tush push.

 

[TXRafe]

Again. I don’t see the lie

Hates the rush push because he didn’t see it coming

Took a peek at the roster. It was a one man team, and I wouldn’t call anything about it long.

is about to be called for illegal touching on her tight end

 

[TXRafe]

Didn't use *quite* enough lube on that strap-on before giving Rafe the tush push.

https://media1.tenor.com/m/FMnJRNDMMWsAAAAd/maam-this-is-a-wendys.gif

 

[Jaws82]

is about to be called for illegal touching on her tight end

Bribed the ref

 

[Sammysub07]

Didn't use *quite* enough lube on that strap-on before giving Rafe the tush push.

Rafe requested a review for a foul but was denied by the ref! Lube wasn’t required

is about to be called for illegal touching on her tight end

You’re right..the penalty was inches..shrinkage occurred

 

[Jaws82]

Rafe requested a review for a foul but was denied by the ref! Lube wasn’t required

You’re right..the penalty was inches..shrinkage occurred

Misunderstood the job application for "head coach" immediate position to fill

 

[HollyS]

Misunderstood the job application for "head coach" immediate position to fill

Upon noticing the misunderstanding, immediately unzipped and played along.

 

[Jaws82]

Upon noticing the misunderstanding, immediately unzipped and played along.

Wrote the advert

 

[GrimmZombie]

Has stolen a lot of items from Amazon Prime

 

[BrendaBear]

Has stolen a lot of items from Amazon Prime

He was shocked at the level of complete absurdity flying on this thread.

 

[Sammysub07]

He was shocked at the level of complete absurdity flying on this thread.

Was aghast when she stared at the most recent posts!!! All of this sexual football talk made her head spin!

 

[BrendaBear]

She’s so cute! She thinks I know what football is.