~Post baseless lies about the person above you - V.6~
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Chloe_Harper
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Realizes suddenly that Brenda and I often do share... men, wine, popcorn, ice cream, sexy outfits... then, with a heavy heart, he realized we shared words and jokes more than anything, and he sat down despondent that he couldn't come up with more of those still. His desperation to be shared palpable
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If was a toy knife, so it didn’t do anything… but secretly he enjoyed hearing the giggles from the ladies on a nice Christmas morning.
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Watched the porn version of the Grinch. His favorite part, or so they say, is when the Grinch Dick grew three sizes that day!
Chloe_Harper
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Tried to show the ladies of lit his sword, but was soon escorted away by the Lit Police for using certain threads for the wrong horny reasons
He also loves that part of the movie. Will stand there, penis out in front of the movie saying "come on! If the Grinch can do it, so can I!"
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Is too young to know the song, but now I am going to have Cheap Trick’s Dream Police in my head with new lyrics…
The Lit Police
They’re coming out of my head
The Lit Police
Arresting me in this thread…
The Lit Police! Police police…
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She helped me out by applying green fur around the bits … and more fur around the bobbity-gibbing-gits
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Only works overtime so she can raid the office fridge.
Chloe_Harper
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Wait... you called me too young in a lying thread
Can't stop speaking like Dr Seuss when he's got the green fur near his bits. Makes it awkward only when we go out to eat, but he still has that green fur on down there, and is a rhyming away to the waitress
She slaps them onto people playfully calling out "You're under arrest for not making me giggle enough" and then giggles... she does not realize I've lost every pair of cuff keysDidn’t notice the large selection of cuffs we have and keep nearby…
Chloe_Harper
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It's where he hid the roast beast! Of course I was raiding that! I can't have a Christmas feast without his roast beast!
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She likes her roast beast medium rare
About her candied yams, she has not a care
But what really revs her car to whir-whir-whir
Is a triple x dick, covered in green fur
Chloe_Harper
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So, he continues to try that old Grinchy way
Working and sweating and rhyming throughout the day
Try as he might, and boy is it hard
Growing three sizes might not be in his cards
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But she tried. She tried and tried and tried.
She tried blowing. She tried sucking
She tried stroking and licking and fucking
But in the end , poor dancer remained
A humble size one as Christmas Day waned
Chloe_Harper
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Ah, or so he thought was the case
But Christmas magic just needed some space
Now that people were settled and going to bed
That old Christmas magic could swell up that head
And the Dancer, boy did he cry tears of joy
For in my grip, was his bestest and now biggest toy
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They all slept like creatures of night
Tucked in their beds all snug and tight
Santa will come when they start to snore
Quietly creeping across the floor
Dropping off toys labeled for each one
Under the tree waiting for sun
When they all wake, much fun will be had
As long as none of them were terribly bad
They come down for presents all glad
But see there are no toys to be had
Since all were quite naughty not nice
The lack of presents were now the price
Merry Christmas you naughty fuckers!
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Still paying off parking tickets from 1958
But then they all discovered a secretly stowed sack,
Perhaps it had been left by Jack,
Or anyone of the elves sneaking round,
Wanting to see smiles abound
And in the sack were toys unexpected,
To go well with all the spirits to be ingested,
And candy canes more sticky than rough,
And spices that were more than enough
And the laughter of whoever had left the sacks was loud,
Since they’d sealed the sacks with licorice too tightly wound
Chloe_Harper
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Stole one of Santa's reindeer and flew off into the night, yelling "Merry Christmas to all, and to all, get fucked without Dasher helping Santa tonight!"
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