Is now writing sadly in a journal. One sentence at a time with long pauses in between. Did indeed see me begging for dick, but all he wanted for Christmas was for his dick to be begged for. Alas, his stilted words kept the naked, horny ladies at a distance
She does, but she also likes Bob, Vincent, Fred…
Realizes suddenly that Brenda and I often do share... men, wine, popcorn, ice cream, sexy outfits... then, with a heavy heart, he realized we shared words and jokes more than anything, and he sat down despondent that he couldn't come up with more of those still. His desperation to be shared palpable
If was a toy knife, so it didn’t do anything… but secretly he enjoyed hearing the giggles from the ladies on a nice Christmas morning.
Watched the porn version of the Grinch. His favorite part, or so they say, is when the Grinch Dick grew three sizes that day!
Tried to show the ladies of lit his sword, but was soon escorted away by the Lit Police for using certain threads for the wrong horny reasons
He also loves that part of the movie. Will stand there, penis out in front of the movie saying "come on! If the Grinch can do it, so can I!"
Is too young to know the song, but now I am going to have Cheap Trick’s Dream Police in my head with new lyrics…
She helped me out by applying green fur around the bits … and more fur around the bobbity-gibbing-gits
Only works overtime so she can raid the office fridge.
Wait... you called me too young in a lying thread
Can't stop speaking like Dr Seuss when he's got the green fur near his bits. Makes it awkward only when we go out to eat, but he still has that green fur on down there, and is a rhyming away to the waitress
She slaps them onto people playfully calling out "You're under arrest for not making me giggle enough" and then giggles... she does not realize I've lost every pair of cuff keysDidn’t notice the large selection of cuffs we have and keep nearby…
It's where he hid the roast beast! Of course I was raiding that! I can't have a Christmas feast without his roast beast!
She likes her roast beast medium rare
So, he continues to try that old Grinchy way
But she tried. She tried and tried and tried.
Ah, or so he thought was the case
They all slept like creatures of night
Still paying off parking tickets from 1958
