~Post baseless lies about the person above you - V.6~

[EctoJohn]

Loves spiders, but is scared of puppies.

Has written a book about specific ways to piss off turtles.

 

[bigmahi]

(They aren't?)

They definitely are not, I ran into Domenique the catman at home depot yesterday.

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Went shopping for
Ball sacks and did not find what they were looking for.

 

[Taegul]

He has played the lottery every week for the last 15 years but he only picks 0's for his numbers. He can't understand why he's never gotten even a single number correct.

 

[EctoJohn]

Knows the secret 11 herbs and spices to KFC, but still chooses to use only hemp and MSG in his own fried chicken.

 

[cactusjack0584]

Eats only fried chicken dipped in honey mustard… for every meal

 

[EctoJohn]

Once won an award for the best use of duct tape in a sexual situation.

 

[Coyote100]

He finds much of what is found on Lit as scandalous and disgusting.

 

[AlwaysDancing]

He finds much of what is found on Lit as scandalous and disgusting.

When he sucks helium from a balloon, his voice gets deeper.

 

[sexymanfun]

Occasionally takes breaks from dancing.

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Occasionally takes breaks from dancing.

Hated himself because he couldn’t hum. Than a magical frog taught him how to him.

This is why he is always humming that song about rainbows.

 

[EctoJohn]

Hated himself because he couldn’t hum. Than a magical frog taught him how to him.

This is why he is always humming that song about rainbows.

Knows all the elements on the periodic table, but prefers to refer to all of them as Ralph.

 

[lilmissdarling]

Knows all the elements on the periodic table, but prefers to refer to all of them as Ralph.

His cardio work out song is Barbie Girl by aqua

 

[AlwaysDancing]

His cardio work out song is Barbie Girl by aqua

She does cardio before sex and then meditation after. She says it’s the best way.

 

[EctoJohn]

She does cardio before sex and then meditation after. She says it’s the best way.

His favorite porn actress is Grimace from McDonald's.

 

[AlwaysDancing]

His favorite porn actress is Grimace from McDonald's.

Grimace is a girl?!

Some people walk around putting googly eyes on things. He goes around putting googly boobs on things.

 

[Taegul]

He is a door-to-door door salesman. And yes, his favorite band is in fact The Doors.

 

[Sammysub07]

*Lets liven this place up!*
Walks door to door selling fairy dust wrapped up in bubble wrap

 

[AlwaysDancing]

*Lets liven this place up!*
Walks door to door selling fairy dust wrapped up in bubble wrap

But popped all the bubbles to get to the fairy dust to get to neverland. Unfortunately she took the third star on the left and went straight ahead to evening. She’s lost and search parties haven’t returned either.

 

[sexymanfun]

Was Patrick Swayze's coach for Dirty Dancing
https://media.tenor.com/SApxYzQDzkoAAAAM/jordan-scott.gif

 

[Sammysub07]

Wanted to be Patrick Swazye in Dirty Dancing but was cast as an extra

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Was Patrick Swayze's coach for Dirty Dancing
https://media.tenor.com/SApxYzQDzkoAAAAM/jordan-scott.gif

You know, he didn’t believe me at first … that the best place to practice lifts IS in the water.

Wanted to be Patrick Swazye in Dirty Dancing but was cast as an extra

Wanted to be Baby … but didn’t get the roll because she insisted to be in the corner.

 

[sexymanfun]

Wanted to be Patrick Swazye in Dirty Dancing but was cast as an extra

https://media.tenor.com/HjNXCzFP_GoAAAAM/chris-farley-chip-and-dale.gif

 

[Sammysub07]

Wanted to be Baby … but didn’t get the roll because she insisted to be in the corner.

*maybe i like corners..and restraints..but that's another thread *

Couldn't be the dancing coach because he can't swim

 

[cactusjack0584]

*maybe i like corners..and restraints..but that's another thread *

Couldn't be the dancing coach because he can't swim

Invented synchronized swimming