~Post baseless lies about the person above you - V.6~

[Chloe_Harper]

Is trying to seduce @BrendaBear with corsets in size 2

Is kidding himself if he thinks anything more than my pinky can fit in a size 2. Maybe one boob. And is now imagining mini corsets for boobs

 

[Qky75]

Is kidding himself if he thinks anything more than my pinky can fit in a size 2. Maybe one boob. And is now imagining mini corsets for boobs

Doesn't know mini corsets for boobs are called brassieres

 

[Qky75]

Is turned on watching the ladies of lies seducing each other.

Supposed to be lies maam

 

[Sammysub07]

Supposed to be lies maam

Wants to play poker with me @Chloe_Harper and @BrendaBear while wearing our Onesies! I’m an elf!

 

[Qky75]

Wants to play poker with me @Chloe_Harper and @BrendaBear while wearing our Onesies! I’m an elf!

Is unaware I play pokeher in my nonesie

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Wants to play poker with me @Chloe_Harper and @BrendaBear while wearing our Onesies! I’m an elf!

I'm a reindeer. @TXRafe is still upset that Sammy wouldn't wear her elf onesie to his earlier pity party, and is now throwing a second one

Is unaware I play pokeher in my nonesie

Is unaware that means he has already lost the game!

 

[Sammysub07]

Is unaware I play pokeher in my nonesie

Would that me the same as Pokéme?

Was unaware the onesies have flaps

 

[Qky75]

I'm a reindeer. @TXRafe is still upset that Sammy wouldn't wear her elf onesie to his earlier pity party, and is now throwing a second one

Is unaware that means he has already lost the game!

But did he?

 

[HeavyBalls]

But did he?

Likes to splash the pot like Teddy KGB...

 

[Qky75]

Likes to splash the pot like Teddy KGB...

Does dirty deeds cheap despite inflation.

 

[MiaBabe23]

Is currently so high he’s trying to eat his Christmas jumper because it has a cookie motif

 

[BrendaBear]

Does dirty deeds cheap despite inflation.

He struggles with spelling AC DC.

 

[HeavyBalls]

Does dirty deeds cheap despite inflation.

Volume business baby...

Keeps asking me for dirty deeds, due no, no strap on work...

 

[Qky75]

He struggles with spelling AC DC.

Wonders why there is no room for the role of fourth bear in the Goldilocks story

 

[HeavyBalls]

Wonders why there is no room for the role of fourth bear in the Goldilocks story

Is wishing the 4th bear be a furry for him...

 

[Qky75]

Is wishing the 4th bear be a furry for him...

Supposed to be lies!

Wants to be a furry bear now

 

[cactusjack0584]

Supposed to be lies!

Wants to be a furry bear now

Hibernates for the winter

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

Is deathly allergic to catcus

 

[cactusjack0584]

Is deathly allergic to catcus

Is addicted to cacti

 

[awired50]

Is stuck on himself LOL

 

[cactusjack0584]

Wishes he was stuck to me… but not with the pricks…

 

[awired50]

Plays with his prick(s) all the time.

 

[cactusjack0584]

Plays with his prick(s) all the time.

Likes watching me play with my prick(s)

 

[awired50]

Is a prick exhibitionist

 

[BrendaBear]

Likes watching me play with my prick(s)

Jack has spent a large amount of time wandering around in the desert, mostly looking for water. But since he plans ahead and always brings a lot with him he never actually needs whatever water he finds. No one knows why he does it, we think he might have a hot water fetish.