~Post baseless lies about the person above you - V.6~

Jack has spent a large amount of time wandering around in the desert, mostly looking for water. But since he plans ahead and always brings a lot with him he never actually needs whatever water he finds. No one knows why he does it, we think he might have a hot water fetish.
Was just thinking about my prick the whole time she was typing this
 
Likes prickly adventures
Likes to peek on wired
Was sitting on the balcony for a beautiful opera. Dressed to the nines, with a perfect view of the stage. His breath caught when the lead made her way onto the stage in a large, intricate gown. She smiled at the audience, looking around until it seemed her eyes landed on his. She then announced, "I can no longer perform tonight, for a man of true talent sits on our balcony. Wired, the man of almost no words"
 
Was sitting on the balcony for a beautiful opera. Dressed to the nines, with a perfect view of the stage. His breath caught when the lead made her way onto the stage in a large, intricate gown. She smiled at the audience, looking around until it seemed her eyes landed on his. She then announced, "I can no longer perform tonight, for a man of true talent sits on our balcony. Wired, the man of almost no words"
Chloe witnessed the whole spectacle. I know, because we were sitting together and we both almost spit out our drinks laughing. 🤣🤣
 
Was sitting on the balcony for a beautiful opera. Dressed to the nines, with a perfect view of the stage. His breath caught when the lead made her way onto the stage in a large, intricate gown. She smiled at the audience, looking around until it seemed her eyes landed on his. She then announced, "I can no longer perform tonight, for a man of true talent sits on our balcony. Wired, the man of almost no words"
Get aroused by the gesture.
 
Knows she like riding the dildo fan.
🙄 it's for dick slapping not riding. That physically couldn't work. You should know better being the inventor. Come on wired dig deeper
has this desire to take on multiple men using a calculator
Again with the calculator 😂 you all would hate me dressed up like a naughty school teacher, yard stick slapping on the desk, leaning over my desk as I type in numbers on my calculator. Yup, you would hate it
 
🙄 it's for dick slapping not riding. That physically couldn't work. You should know better being the inventor. Come on wired dig deeper

Again with the calculator 😂 you all would hate me dressed up like a naughty school teacher, yard stick slapping on the desk, leaning over my desk as I type in numbers on my calculator. Yup, you would hate it
has a secret stash of selfies dressed up as a school teacher, wearing a dress shirt and little bow tie..and thick rim glasses
 
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