~Post baseless lies about the person above you - V.6~

[awired50]

Wishes wired wasn't hiding so she could see.

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Is hiding in your closet right now... waiting to watch you masturbate

Is now locking all her closet doors to make sure stray wires can't escape

 

[awired50]

Has her dildo in one hand.

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Has her dildo in one hand.

I said dig deeper and do better. But he can't dig deeper. It's a sad story really. He tried once. His shovel kept breaking trying to get past that one layer. Alas, there he remains, in that shallow layer, refusing to give more than 7 words, usually fewer, at a time

 

[awired50]

Digs a deeper hole per Chloe's request. Finds her dildo where she left it before. Rinses it off and hands to Chloe for using for masturbatory purposes.

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Digs a deeper hole per Chloe's request. Finds her dildo where she left it before. Rinses it off and hands to Chloe for using for masturbatory purposes.

Knows that I never use a dildo for masturbation. Although, he hasn't quite yet learned why I use them. He was surprised all my dildos are flavored though

 

[awired50]

Knows that I never use a dildo for masturbation. Although, he hasn't quite yet learned why I use them. He was surprised all my dildos are flavored though

Practices her Fellatio with the returned dildo wishing it was wired's cock. Also flavored cherry.

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Practices her Fellatio with the returned dildo wishing it was wired's cock. Also flavored cherry.

Dips his cock into a jar of maraschino cherries every day, hoping to lure the ladies in easier. He's still waiting

 

[awired50]

Dips his cock into a jar of maraschino cherries every day, hoping to lure the ladies in easier. He's still waiting

Admires wired's cherry cover cock. Wonder how many cherries she can get into her mouth.

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Admires wired's cherry cover cock. Wonder how many cherries she can get into her mouth.

Is mortified that no one will ever find out because she loves cherries too much! However. He is now drooling over the fact that she won chubby bunny when competing against @BrendaBear and @Sammysub07 with @AlwaysDancing as our referee

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Is mortified that no one will ever find out because she loves cherries too much! However. He is now drooling over the fact that she won chubby bunny when competing against @BrendaBear and @Sammysub07 with @AlwaysDancing as our referee

She kept stealing Superman’s underwear … which is the reason he stopped wearing them on the outside … for awhile.

 

[Chloe_Harper]

She kept stealing Superman’s underwear … which is the reason he stopped wearing them on the outside … for awhile.

I needed to see how high the balloons would take them. It stopped becoming stealing when you just brought me the entire drawer from the dresser

 

[cactusjack0584]

I needed to see how high the balloons would take them. It stopped becoming stealing when you just brought me the entire drawer from the dresser

Likes guys (and girls) who are faster than a speeding bullet

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Likes guys (and girls) who are faster than a speeding bullet

Yes, and he only likes girls and guys who are faster than a bullet locked in it's case

 

[cactusjack0584]

Yes, and he only likes girls and guys who are faster than a bullet locked in it's case

Likes to lock guys in cages

 

[awired50]

Owns a variety of cages.

 

[cactusjack0584]

Owns a variety of cages.

Owns a variety of cock cages

 

[awired50]

Envies wired's collection of Chasity cages.

 

[cactusjack0584]

Envies wired's collection of Chasity cages.

Doesn’t need the cages… he’s actually taken a vow of celibacy

 

[awired50]

Hopes Wired's celibacy plan doesn't work out.

 

[cactusjack0584]

Hopes Wired's celibacy plan doesn't work out.

Will go down in history as keeping his vow longer than any man alive…

 

[awired50]

Thinks Celibacy is a sex contest.

 

[cactusjack0584]

Thinks Celibacy is a sex contest.

Is begging to watch me compete in said contest

 

[awired50]

Sold tickets to see Jack perform.

 

[cactusjack0584]

Sold tickets to see Jack perform.

Actually hoarded most of the tickets.. and is the only one in the show