~Post baseless lies about the person above you - V.6~

[awired50]

Never really hints on what trips her trigger.

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Never really hints on what trips her trigger.

Couldn't get a hint even if it dick slapped him in the face. And it has. We had a whole discussion about his dildo fan made for dick slaps

 

[awired50]

Knows she like riding the dildo fan.

 

[BDA73]

has this desire to take on multiple men using a calculator

 

[awired50]

Hopes he is on the list.

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Knows she like riding the dildo fan.

it's for dick slapping not riding. That physically couldn't work. You should know better being the inventor. Come on wired dig deeper

has this desire to take on multiple men using a calculator

Again with the calculator you all would hate me dressed up like a naughty school teacher, yard stick slapping on the desk, leaning over my desk as I type in numbers on my calculator. Yup, you would hate it

 

[awired50]

Loves to scold guys and humiliate them.

 

[BDA73]

it's for dick slapping not riding. That physically couldn't work. You should know better being the inventor. Come on wired dig deeper

Again with the calculator you all would hate me dressed up like a naughty school teacher, yard stick slapping on the desk, leaning over my desk as I type in numbers on my calculator. Yup, you would hate it

has a secret stash of selfies dressed up as a school teacher, wearing a dress shirt and little bow tie..and thick rim glasses

 

[awired50]

has a secret stash of selfies dressed up as a school teacher, wearing a dress shirt and little bow tie..and thick rim glasses

Has held those pics with one hand befroe.

 

[lilmissdarling]

Has held those pics with one hand befroe.

Is hiding in your closet right now... waiting to watch you masturbate

 

[awired50]

Wishes wired wasn't hiding so she could see.

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Is hiding in your closet right now... waiting to watch you masturbate

Is now locking all her closet doors to make sure stray wires can't escape

 

[awired50]

Has her dildo in one hand.

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Has her dildo in one hand.

I said dig deeper and do better. But he can't dig deeper. It's a sad story really. He tried once. His shovel kept breaking trying to get past that one layer. Alas, there he remains, in that shallow layer, refusing to give more than 7 words, usually fewer, at a time

 

[awired50]

Digs a deeper hole per Chloe's request. Finds her dildo where she left it before. Rinses it off and hands to Chloe for using for masturbatory purposes.

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Digs a deeper hole per Chloe's request. Finds her dildo where she left it before. Rinses it off and hands to Chloe for using for masturbatory purposes.

Knows that I never use a dildo for masturbation. Although, he hasn't quite yet learned why I use them. He was surprised all my dildos are flavored though

 

[awired50]

Knows that I never use a dildo for masturbation. Although, he hasn't quite yet learned why I use them. He was surprised all my dildos are flavored though

Practices her Fellatio with the returned dildo wishing it was wired's cock. Also flavored cherry.

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Practices her Fellatio with the returned dildo wishing it was wired's cock. Also flavored cherry.

Dips his cock into a jar of maraschino cherries every day, hoping to lure the ladies in easier. He's still waiting

 

[awired50]

Dips his cock into a jar of maraschino cherries every day, hoping to lure the ladies in easier. He's still waiting

Admires wired's cherry cover cock. Wonder how many cherries she can get into her mouth.

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Admires wired's cherry cover cock. Wonder how many cherries she can get into her mouth.

Is mortified that no one will ever find out because she loves cherries too much! However. He is now drooling over the fact that she won chubby bunny when competing against @BrendaBear and @Sammysub07 with @AlwaysDancing as our referee

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Is mortified that no one will ever find out because she loves cherries too much! However. He is now drooling over the fact that she won chubby bunny when competing against @BrendaBear and @Sammysub07 with @AlwaysDancing as our referee

She kept stealing Superman’s underwear … which is the reason he stopped wearing them on the outside … for awhile.

 

[Chloe_Harper]

She kept stealing Superman’s underwear … which is the reason he stopped wearing them on the outside … for awhile.

I needed to see how high the balloons would take them. It stopped becoming stealing when you just brought me the entire drawer from the dresser

 

[cactusjack0584]

I needed to see how high the balloons would take them. It stopped becoming stealing when you just brought me the entire drawer from the dresser

Likes guys (and girls) who are faster than a speeding bullet

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Likes guys (and girls) who are faster than a speeding bullet

Yes, and he only likes girls and guys who are faster than a bullet locked in it's case

 

[cactusjack0584]

Yes, and he only likes girls and guys who are faster than a bullet locked in it's case

Likes to lock guys in cages