Tries to make me pass out too… but not from laughing…Not the hiccups, but coughing fits for sure.
She keeps doing stuff to see if she can get me to pass out from laughing too much.. (And I like it)
She is mean and wants me badlyIs such a nice person because of that
Rubs both heads when he masturbates… which is impressive
Thinks narwhals are real
Misses using rotary phones and the long, tangled chords.
I actually kind of do…
He calls it the Cact-phone. And prefers I only use it in case of hornyness.
Feels that Jack isn’t good at being a prick.
Think Jack has a small prick(s).
He made $100 bucks by wearing a full bodystocking once..
The $100 was unrelated I was already wearing the bodysuit…
That’s because she made a bet for $200 with someone else he would do it and made $100 herself in the process.
Wants to venmo Q $100
Secretly owns venmo and could send more to her but chooses not to
Is also wearing a full body stocking for some reason
Realizes he now owes Q $200 for blocking Brenda's generosity
Is making Lulamon a killing this year
