~Post baseless lies about the person above you - V.6~

[cactusjack0584]

She is making recommendations then explaining “well, it’s just a guess on my part”

Has a grocery list… or at least that’s what she calls it… she “grocery” shops A LOT!

 

[cactusjack0584]

Finds awired in the pineapples?

Finds himself in the watermelon section

 

[BrendaBear]

Has a grocery list… or at least that’s what she calls it… she “grocery” shops A LOT!

He keeps trying to get a copy of my list but I am too sly for him!

 

[crazychemgirl]

He keeps trying to get a copy of my list but I am too sly for him!

Giggles so hard sometimes she ends up with the hiccups

(That might actually be true)

 

[cactusjack0584]

He keeps trying to get a copy of my list but I am too sly for him!

Cheats and looks over her shoulder

Has a lot of edits to her grocery list… including “don’t try that one again!”

 

[MiaBabe23]

Hopes it is true because she drank too much fizz Christmas day and needs someone with such hiccups to stop her feeling silly

 

[cactusjack0584]

Hopes it is true because she drank too much fizz Christmas day and needs someone with such hiccups to stop her feeling silly

Shops exclusively in the banana section… and buys lots and lots of bananas

 

[BrendaBear]

Giggles so hard sometimes she ends up with the hiccups

(That might actually be true)

Not the hiccups, but coughing fits for sure.

She keeps doing stuff to see if she can get me to pass out from laughing too much. . (And I like it)

 

[Qky75]

Giggles so hard sometimes she ends up with the hiccups

(That might actually be true)

 

[cactusjack0584]

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Definitely pees when he laughs to hard

 

[cactusjack0584]

Not the hiccups, but coughing fits for sure.

She keeps doing stuff to see if she can get me to pass out from laughing too much. . (And I like it)

Tries to make me pass out too… but not from laughing…

 

[MiaBabe23]

Is such a nice person because of that

 

[Justabaldguy70]

Is such a nice person because of that

She is mean and wants me badly

 

[cactusjack0584]

She is mean and wants me badly

Rubs both heads when he masturbates… which is impressive

 

[lilmissdarling]

Had a threesome with George HW Bush and Betty White in the 80s.

 

[Btq97]

Is Betty White

 

[MiaBabe23]

Thinks 43rd’s gaffes are maxims

 

[cactusjack0584]

Thinks 43rd’s gaffes are maxims

Thinks narwhals are real

 

[BrendaBear]

Thinks narwhals are real

Misses using rotary phones and the long, tangled chords.

 

[cactusjack0584]

Misses using rotary phones and the long, tangled chords.

I actually kind of do…

Has a cactus shaped rotary phone… she uses only to call me… kind of like the Bat-phone but for me

 

[BrendaBear]

I actually kind of do…

Has a cactus shaped rotary phone… she uses only to call me… kind of like the Bat-phone but for me

He calls it the Cact-phone. And prefers I only use it in case of hornyness.

 

[awired50]

Uses the cat phone on a regular basis.

 

[cactusjack0584]

He calls it the Cact-phone. And prefers I only use it in case of hornyness.

Uses that phone A LOT!!!!

Uses the cat phone on a regular basis.

Wishes he had a Cactus-phone

 

[awired50]

Thinks he has Cactus power.

 

[BrendaBear]

Thinks he has Cactus power.

Feels that Jack isn’t good at being a prick.