~Post baseless lies about the person above you - V.6~

[EctoJohn]

There is a legendary demon in China named after him.

 

[MrPimms]

Went hunting for said demon

 

[SimoneLisbon]

plays drums at night to annoy his neighbors...

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

Secretly likes @MrPimms bad drum playing

 

[Coyote100]

She has been wearing a pushup bra for years.

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

She has been wearing a pushup bra for years.

Gravity sucks....

 

[EctoJohn]

She carries a purse that only contains tissues.

 

[kellyt1994]

Started a wholesale tissue concern specifically aimed at bra stuffers but his Amish-buggy home delivery scheme proved inefficient.

 

[Graybear1826]

Was the third zombie from the right in the fourth episode of the first season of The Walking Dead. Seventeen minutes in, met her (second) demise at the hands of Glenn.

RIP

 

[Taegul]

He's an actual bear, and he's on Lit because he prefers the taste of catfish to salmon.

 

[SimoneLisbon]

Bought a lottery ticket that won 2 million dollars...lost it to the cat

 

[EctoJohn]

Once discovered a previously unknown dinosaur species.

 

[LeSabreur]

Thought the Large Hadron Collider was a ride at Disneyland.

 

[Graybear1826]

Mistakenly watched all seasons of The Big Bang Theory, thinking it was instructional porn.

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

Was the man inside Bear in the Big Blue House series

 

[EctoJohn]

Her kink involves puff pastry wrapped around her tits.

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

Her kink involves puff pastry wrapped around her tits.

Who told you?!

 

[LeSabreur]

When she puts on that calavera face paint she commonly will leave scratches and bite marks.

 

[Graybear1826]

Is a Literotica ambassador, going above and beyond to make people feel welcome. His reward for this occasionally involves scratches and bite marks.

 

[NudieUser]

Is a time traveller that disguises himself as a bear

 

[Graybear1826]

Was an aerobic dance instructor on The Playboy Channel.

 

[Breaking_Dawn_Fantasy]

Is really not that gray.

 

[Graybear1826]

Is really not that gray.

Only his hairdresser knows for sure!

Despite her beautiful name, seldom gets out of bed before 10:00 AM.

 

[EctoJohn]

He is friends with the grandson of the son of Sam.

 

[Graybear1826]

Is LeSabreur's brother, separated at birth, and a decendant of Cyrano de Bergerac. Without the nose. Sorry, ladies.