~Post baseless lies about the person above you - V.6~

[BrendaBear]

Also hates the sun! It makes being a cactus very hard

we see what you did there… but she doesn’t. She is actually completely blind. She just uses the force to sense what is on the screen.

 

[TXRafe]

Makes me wear that uniform in bed. Not for sex. Just likes to see me laying down in that uniform while he stands over me.

Also hates the sun! It makes being a cactus very hard

wants me to put on the gimp outfit to have dinner at @BrendaBear 's ...im suspicious

 

[cactusjack0584]

we see what you did there… but she doesn’t. She is actually completely blind. She just uses the force to sense what is on the screen.

Also uses the force to grab…. Well not anyone by the neck that’s for sure

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Knows way too much about making things hard for me…

I couldn’t help it.. too easy

The wind blowing gently against his butt makes things hard for him. Just to list another

we see what you did there… but she doesn’t. She is actually completely blind. She just uses the force to sense what is on the screen.

Moves things around the house just to watch me struggle. She leads me with a hand my butt to keep me from falling

wants me to put on the gimp outfit to have dinner at @BrendaBear 's ...im suspicious

Is suspicious about everything just, do it, gosh. You know you want to you scaredy-cat

 

[BrendaBear]

wants me to put on the gimp outfit to have dinner at @BrendaBear 's ...im suspicious

No, we wanted him to dress like Baron Samadhi. He just is in denial of what we begged him to do… for us….

 

[cactusjack0584]

The wind blowing gently against his butt makes things hard for him. Just to list another

Moves things around the house just to watch me struggle. She leads me with a hand my butt to keep me from falling

Is suspicious about everything just, do it, gosh. You know you want to you scaredy-cat

Sometimes pretends she the wind… also blowing…

 

[BrendaBear]

Sometimes pretends she the wind… also blowing…

He seems to fixate on… blowing… getting blown… the act of a blow… the career of blow… you know, like a “blow job”. So to say….

 

[cactusjack0584]

He seems to fixate on… blowing… getting blown… the act of a blow… the career of blow… you know, like a “blow job”. So to say….

Doesn’t know want a blow job is… thinks it involves an air pump…

 

[Trubbycat]

Gets upset if you call him a succulent.

 

[cactusjack0584]

Gets upset if you call him a succulent.

Doesn’t get upset being called the same

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Gets upset if you call him a succulent.

Likes to suckle succulents and cuck a cactus

Doesn’t get upset being called the same

It's really hard on him when people confuse cacti and succulents

 

[Trubbycat]

Mostly writes shopping lists

 

[cactusjack0584]

Likes to suckle succulents and cuck a cactus

It's really hard on him when people confuse cacti and succulents

Tries to get juices from a cactus…. In any way possible

 

[BrendaBear]

It's really hard on him when people confuse cacti and succulents

Well.. that sucks…

She knows all that stuff already, and gets irritated when others get confused about it.

 

[Trubbycat]

Got her nickname working in the circus

 

[cactusjack0584]

Well.. that sucks…

She knows all that stuff already, and gets irritated when others get confused about it.

Speaking of sucking…. Wait… Nevermind…

Can suck a golf ball through a garden hose!

 

[Coyote100]

Thinks he is a five star general because of the stars on his hat

 

[cactusjack0584]

Thinks he is a five star general because of the stars on his hat

Stands at attention when I walk in the room… well part of him does anyway…

 

[BrendaBear]

Thinks he is a five star general because of the stars on his hat

He thinks he is impossible to train because he hasn’t been hanging out with us ladies who are feral. He’s trainable!

 

[Coyote100]

They think l am trainable, but many have tried and failed.

 

[BrendaBear]

They think l am trainable, but many have tried and failed.

It was lie.. you aren’t trainable. But wait… is that a lie? Which means….

 

[Coyote100]

It was lie.. you aren’t trainable. But wait… is that a lie? Which means….

Gets confused over the definitions of trainable and untrainable.

 

[Qky75]

Gets confused over the definitions of trainable and untrainable.

Is super genius with engineering but can't catch a damn bird if his life depended on it. The ploom of dust when he falls off the cliff is adorable though.

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Is super genius with engineering but can't catch a damn bird if his life depended on it. The ploom of dust when he falls off the cliff is adorable though.

He ran through the wall at Platform 9 and 3/4 … @Coyote100 tried to follow but just splatted into wall. Fucking muggles.

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

He ran through the wall at Platform 9 and 3/4 … @Coyote100 tried to follow but just splatted into wall. Fucking muggles.

Only knows 1 dance: the Macarena!