~Post baseless lies about the person above you - V.6~

[BrendaBear]

Surprisingly, doesn't have blue balls

One must wonder... how does he know that? Did he follow the dragon around and look closely?

 

[kenbrack]

Owns a couple casinos in Las Vegas.

 

[BrendaBear]

Owns a couple casinos in Las Vegas.

He keeps sneaking in and solving problems before I notice them.

 

[Divindisguise]

He keeps sneaking in and solving problems before I notice them.

She is actually a cute teddy bear , and is bear-ly dressed most of the time.

 

[Bry1313]

She is actually a cute teddy bear , and is bear-ly dressed most of the time.

Is not actually disguised

 

[BrendaBear]

Is not actually disguised

Oh, like you can talk? Bry is a total stud muffin, not a creepy green alien thingy.

Clearly, we should all reference him in all our postings to let him know, we know the truth!

 

[NeonSubtlety]

My uncle told me she can spit a watermelon seed across the county line.

 

[BrendaBear]

My uncle told me she can spit a watermelon seed across the county line.

Your uncle was just mad at me because he was being a jerk and it hit him in his drunk ass head.

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

Your uncle was just mad at me because he was being a jerk and it hit him in his drunk ass head.

Brenda spits out most things she puts in her mouth

 

[linkierox]

Brenda spits out most things she puts in her mouth

Having cold feet

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

Having cold feet

Stole my shoes, that's why my feet are cold

 

[NeonSubtlety]

Stole my shoes, that's why my feet are cold

Dips chicken tenders into ketchup

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

Dips chicken tenders into ketchup

Dips his toes into ketchup

 

[MindYaBitness]

Dips his toes into ketchup

Eats Wheaties for every meal

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

Eats Wheaties for every meal

Loves fried mud fish

 

[HeavyBalls]

Eats Wheaties for every meal

Owns several panty sets that say "spank me I'm a bad girl."

 

[Hornymwtxn]

Owns several panty sets that say "spank me I'm a bad girl."

Borrows those panties.
Says it makes his heavy balls feel lighter

 

[Justabaldguy70]

Borrows those panties.
Says it makes his heavy balls feel lighter

Fills his man panties with potatoes for a unspecified reason

 

[Hornymwtxn]

Fills his man panties with potatoes for a unspecified reason

Wants to remove those potatoes with his teeth and make hashbrowns with them.

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Wants to remove those potatoes with his teeth and make hashbrowns with them.

Once wrote a song about potatoes... "boil em, mash em, stick em in a stew..." funny he likes to caress potatoes lovingly while singing it....

 

[Justabaldguy70]

Once wrote a song about potatoes... "boil em, mash em, stick em in a stew..." funny he likes to caress potatoes lovingly while singing it....

Likes to wear panties made from cold lumpy mashed potatoes

 

[Hornymwtxn]

Once wrote a song about potatoes... "boil em, mash em, stick em in a stew..." funny he likes to caress potatoes lovingly while singing it....

Not only want to hear my ditties she wants to see and taste them too

Edited diddies to ditties. Google former word. Ahahaha

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Likes to wear panties made from cold lumpy mashed potatoes

Not only want to hear my diddies she wants to see and taste them too

They had to team up to come up with potato-based lies against me. They are waiting for the judges to show them their scores.... oh! Looks like they scored the lowest at "Boiled". Obviously, no one thought they'd get the top score of "Scalloped" but I think they were aiming for "Tater Tots" anyway.

 

[Hornymwtxn]

They had to team up to come up with potato-based lies against me. They are waiting for the judges to show them their scores.... oh! Looks like they scored the lowest at "Boiled". Obviously, no one thought they'd get the top score of "Scalloped" but I think they were aiming for "Tater Tots" anyway.

She loves being teamed up against but usually likes more than just two

 

[Justabaldguy70]

She loves being teamed up against but usually likes more than just two

She wants the truth, she can’t handle the truth