~Post baseless lies about the person above you - V.6~

[Azuldrgon]

Supposed to be lies

Convinced me I’d get beads. Turned out that was a lie!

Knows I collected all the beads to give them to her in person next cuddle time.

 

[ImpishSeraph]

Knows I collected all the beads to give them to her in person next cuddle time.

Does not like hugs, so

 

[Azuldrgon]

Does not like hugs, so

Is too nice to be impish.

 

[ImpishSeraph]

Didn't want to "earn" said beads...

He gets sucked every night, so his balls aren't actually heavy. They hang like old blown up balloons. Still a little full but flatter

 

[cactusjack0584]

He gets sucked every night, so his balls are actually heavy. They hang like old blown up balloons. Still a little full but flatter

Is an official ball weigher… sometime her jobs is nuts…


dad joke

 

[ImpishSeraph]

Is an official ball weigher… sometime her jobs is nuts…


dad joke

Enjoyed me weighing his balls. Definitely a nutty job!

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

Enjoyed me weighing his balls. Definitely a nutty job!

Prefers her balls big, dirty, and hairy

 

[cactusjack0584]

Prefers her balls big, dirty, and hairy

Prefers sports balls

 

[Azuldrgon]

Prefers sports balls

Has a collection of sports balls.

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

Has a collection of sports balls.

Surprisingly, doesn't have blue balls

 

[BrendaBear]

Surprisingly, doesn't have blue balls

One must wonder... how does he know that? Did he follow the dragon around and look closely?

 

[kenbrack]

Owns a couple casinos in Las Vegas.

 

[BrendaBear]

Owns a couple casinos in Las Vegas.

He keeps sneaking in and solving problems before I notice them.

 

[Divindisguise]

He keeps sneaking in and solving problems before I notice them.

She is actually a cute teddy bear , and is bear-ly dressed most of the time.

 

[Bry1313]

She is actually a cute teddy bear , and is bear-ly dressed most of the time.

Is not actually disguised

 

[BrendaBear]

Is not actually disguised

Oh, like you can talk? Bry is a total stud muffin, not a creepy green alien thingy.

Clearly, we should all reference him in all our postings to let him know, we know the truth!

 

[NeonSubtlety]

My uncle told me she can spit a watermelon seed across the county line.

 

[BrendaBear]

My uncle told me she can spit a watermelon seed across the county line.

Your uncle was just mad at me because he was being a jerk and it hit him in his drunk ass head.

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

Your uncle was just mad at me because he was being a jerk and it hit him in his drunk ass head.

Brenda spits out most things she puts in her mouth

 

[linkierox]

Brenda spits out most things she puts in her mouth

Having cold feet

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

Having cold feet

Stole my shoes, that's why my feet are cold

 

[NeonSubtlety]

Stole my shoes, that's why my feet are cold

Dips chicken tenders into ketchup

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

Dips chicken tenders into ketchup

Dips his toes into ketchup

 

[MindYaBitness]

Dips his toes into ketchup

Eats Wheaties for every meal

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

Eats Wheaties for every meal

Loves fried mud fish