It was weird. I woke up one day and forgot the steps to the Hokey Pokey. Looking for a Hokey Pokey tutor in fact.Only knows 1 dance: the Macarena!
Too obvious a lie, considering everyone knows I’m too anemic for coffee
Aw, dang. I’m sorry about that.Too obvious a lie, considering everyone knows I’m too anemic for coffee
His dearest ambition in life is to learn how to do the Roger Rabbit, but his feet always seem to want to do the Kid ‘N’ Play
Knows all about making it up as he goes along. It's how he lives his whole life. Never plans one thing. Not a single thing.
Secretly wants me to spank her butt with cooked spaghetti noodles
Keeps practicing the spankings at home, but can't seem to keep a good grip on the spaghetti. Noodles are everywhere
She thinks that they are noodles getting tossed
Is actually tossing his dishes in frustration. He wants to spank me soooo bad.She thinks that they are noodles getting tossed
actually wants to spank me why sucking uncooked spaghetti noodles soft
I just gotta know how firm that booty isactually wants to spank me why sucking uncooked spaghetti noodles soft
Convinced that the white line around a stop sign means it’s optional to stopI just gotta know how firm that booty is
When he orders spaghetti at restaurants, he gets looks of horror for asking that they boil his spaghetti noodles 20mins.... they aren't even noodles anymore
Wait... it's not?
She once wore camo pants and flip flops. So I wore camo pants and flip flops
Savage
Goes around town dismantling stop signs and replacing them with yield signsSavage
Bleaches stop signs until they’re just white octagons. It’s a green peace movement to stop bleaching, ironically.
He loves bleaching and is actively working against this movement. Sneaks bleach into people's washers at every laundromat. Your clothes aren't safeSavage
Bleaches stop signs until they’re just white octagons. It’s a green peace movement to stop bleaching, ironically.
Takes @AlwaysDancing to the spa for a different kind of bleach. Makes the appointment under Super EmilioHe loves bleaching and is actively working against this movement. Sneaks bleach into people's washers at every laundromat. Your clothes aren't safe
Took a pumice stone to school for show n tell thinking it was whale pooHe loves bleaching and is actively working against this movement. Sneaks bleach into people's washers at every laundromat. Your clothes aren't safe
Uses pumice stones as a toothbrush
Likes jelly wrestling, not jello wrestlingTakes @AlwaysDancing to the spa for a different kind of bleach. Makes the appointment under Super Emilio
He will thank me later... maybe...Takes @AlwaysDancing to the spa for a different kind of bleach. Makes the appointment under Super Emilio
Read that biting into an apple is the same as brushing your teeth. Hasn't brushed since. But does eat an apple day
Left me at the spa to get punished by myself...
I guess I'll take all the spankings
Makes me run back to the spa covered in grape jelly for my spankings yelling “Wait for me, Super Emilio!”He will thank me later... maybe...
Read that biting into an apple is the same as brushing your teeth. Hasn't brushed since. But does eat an apple day
Left me at the spa to get punished by myself...
"Makes you"Makes me run back to the spa covered in grape jelly for my spankings yelling “Wait for me, Super Emilio!”
Fuck that is actually pretty hot and sexy to envision….nit a lie"Makes you"
Jumps on my back, piggy back style, covering me in jelly too. When she gets her spankings like this, I take off like a horse in a rodeo, running away from anymore until we are caught
