~Post baseless lies about the person above you - V.6~

[BrendaBear]

Thinks he is a five star general because of the stars on his hat

He thinks he is impossible to train because he hasn’t been hanging out with us ladies who are feral. He’s trainable!

 

[Coyote100]

They think l am trainable, but many have tried and failed.

 

[BrendaBear]

They think l am trainable, but many have tried and failed.

It was lie.. you aren’t trainable. But wait… is that a lie? Which means….

 

[Coyote100]

It was lie.. you aren’t trainable. But wait… is that a lie? Which means….

Gets confused over the definitions of trainable and untrainable.

 

[Qky75]

Gets confused over the definitions of trainable and untrainable.

Is super genius with engineering but can't catch a damn bird if his life depended on it. The ploom of dust when he falls off the cliff is adorable though.

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Is super genius with engineering but can't catch a damn bird if his life depended on it. The ploom of dust when he falls off the cliff is adorable though.

He ran through the wall at Platform 9 and 3/4 … @Coyote100 tried to follow but just splatted into wall. Fucking muggles.

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

He ran through the wall at Platform 9 and 3/4 … @Coyote100 tried to follow but just splatted into wall. Fucking muggles.

Only knows 1 dance: the Macarena!

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Only knows 1 dance: the Macarena!

It was weird. I woke up one day and forgot the steps to the Hokey Pokey. Looking for a Hokey Pokey tutor in fact.

When she puts creamer in her coffee she says, “ooooo, who’s a frisky kitty? Who’s so frisky? Yeah. I am!”

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

It was weird. I woke up one day and forgot the steps to the Hokey Pokey. Looking for a Hokey Pokey tutor in fact.

When she puts creamer in her coffee she says, “ooooo, who’s a frisky kitty? Who’s so frisky? Yeah. I am!”

Too obvious a lie, considering everyone knows I’m too anemic for coffee

His dearest ambition in life is to learn how to do the Roger Rabbit, but his feet always seem to want to do the Kid ‘N’ Play

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Too obvious a lie, considering everyone knows I’m too anemic for coffee

His dearest ambition in life is to learn how to do the Roger Rabbit, but his feet always seem to want to do the Kid ‘N’ Play

Aw, dang. I’m sorry about that.

Wears giant bunny slippers … and taints me with how “easy” the Roger rabbit is … but is actually making it up as she goes along.

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Aw, dang. I’m sorry about that.

Wears giant bunny slippers … and taints me with how “easy” the Roger rabbit is … but is actually making it up as she goes along.

Knows all about making it up as he goes along. It's how he lives his whole life. Never plans one thing. Not a single thing.

 

[Justabaldguy70]

Knows all about making it up as he goes along. It's how he lives his whole life. Never plans one thing. Not a single thing.

Secretly wants me to spank her butt with cooked spaghetti noodles

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Secretly wants me to spank her butt with cooked spaghetti noodles

Keeps practicing the spankings at home, but can't seem to keep a good grip on the spaghetti. Noodles are everywhere

 

[Justabaldguy70]

Keeps practicing the spankings at home, but can't seem to keep a good grip on the spaghetti. Noodles are everywhere

She thinks that they are noodles getting tossed

 

[Chloe_Harper]

She thinks that they are noodles getting tossed

Is actually tossing his dishes in frustration. He wants to spank me soooo bad.

 

[Justabaldguy70]

Is actually tossing his dishes in frustration. He wants to spank me soooo bad.

actually wants to spank me why sucking uncooked spaghetti noodles soft

 

[Chloe_Harper]

actually wants to spank me why sucking uncooked spaghetti noodles soft

I just gotta know how firm that booty is

When he orders spaghetti at restaurants, he gets looks of horror for asking that they boil his spaghetti noodles 20mins.... they aren't even noodles anymore

 

[Justabaldguy70]

I just gotta know how firm that booty is

When he orders spaghetti at restaurants, he gets looks of horror for asking that they boil his spaghetti noodles 20mins.... they aren't even noodles anymore

Convinced that the white line around a stop sign means it’s optional to stop

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

Knows exactly how to cut a white line at any party.

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Convinced that the white line around a stop sign means it’s optional to stop

Wait... it's not?

Knows exactly how to cut a white line at any party.

She once wore camo pants and flip flops. So I wore camo pants and flip flops

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Knows exactly how to cut a white line at any party.

Savage

Bleaches stop signs until they’re just white octagons. It’s a green peace movement to stop bleaching, ironically.

 

[Sammysub07]

Savage

Bleaches stop signs until they’re just white octagons. It’s a green peace movement to stop bleaching, ironically.

Goes around town dismantling stop signs and replacing them with yield signs

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Savage

Bleaches stop signs until they’re just white octagons. It’s a green peace movement to stop bleaching, ironically.

He loves bleaching and is actively working against this movement. Sneaks bleach into people's washers at every laundromat. Your clothes aren't safe

 

[Sammysub07]

He loves bleaching and is actively working against this movement. Sneaks bleach into people's washers at every laundromat. Your clothes aren't safe

Takes @AlwaysDancing to the spa for a different kind of bleach. Makes the appointment under Super Emilio

 

[Justabaldguy70]

He loves bleaching and is actively working against this movement. Sneaks bleach into people's washers at every laundromat. Your clothes aren't safe

Took a pumice stone to school for show n tell thinking it was whale poo