I told him it was a Valkyrie! Why doesn’t he listen to me??? Val ky rie!!! Sheesh!!,I think it’s important to share the greater good (which sounds horrible even to me)
But you will go down
She once dressed up in armor to be a knight … like it way more than being the bratty damsel
(Which is an entirely baseless lie )
Is now considering changing the name of his penis, and is taking suggestionsI think it’s important to share the greater good (which sounds horrible even to me)
But you will go down
She once dressed up in armor to be a knight … like it way more than being the bratty damsel
(Which is an entirely baseless lie )
She was suggesting “Tiny Tim” but he didn’t seem to think that was funny. It was a joke, dance boy! A joke!!
Dances aroind with me singing “they like to call it big papa” as a suggestion for @AlwaysDancing new penis name
Also suggested "Thunder Mountain" because she has a thing for roller coasters, but that led to too many amusement park jokes
Sammy kept saying “Master Blaster”… secretly I thought that was great but I couldn’t admit it!
What? I thought it was “Thunder Mounting”… my bad.
Granted!!
Is furious that she never beat the “Master Blaster” video game. But that game was tough!!!
He's mad she never beat his Master Blaster... you know... his copy of the game! Gosh, not everything is penis jokes
Everything really is penis jokes with her, some of the references are just too obscure for most mortal brains to understandHe's mad she never beat his Master Blaster... you know... his copy of the game! Gosh, not everything is penis jokes
She reps the blue and yellow, but also loves the burgundy and gold from DC also.Everything really is penis jokes with her, some of the references are just too obscure for most mortal brains to understand
Not actually a dragon.. just pretends to be.She reps the blue and yellow, but also loves the burgundy and gold from DC also.
(That's for persuading me to cheer for the Dodgers last season. )
Has aspirations to tame a dragon one day
Actually is Barney the dinosaur in real life at an amusement park that shall remain nameless.
Calls his ass “The Happiest Place On Earth”.
Claims the family jewels are priceless.Calls his ass “The Happiest Place On Earth”.
Well, to somebody I guess (not me). He gets confused easily since he left Texas.
Not actually Texan. Never even been to a Buckey's. He has to look up all Texas related facts constantly to try and keep up this charade
Isn't that how... why did nobody tell me
AhahahaIsn't that how... why did nobody tell me
Likes to watch and see how many gullible guys and girls he can convince that certain party games are always played either in the nude or with everyone swapping pants
Hates musical chairs. Thinks that's the worst party game of them all. He wants Freeze Dance. He will stomp his big foot until someone notices and agrees it's Freeze Dance time
She much prefers that party game classic...
Never actually has Pin the Tail on the donkey. He has Pin the Wang on the naked man. But, he does provide different shapes and sizes for the wangs.
