~Post baseless lies about the person above you - V.6~

[BrendaBear]

Shaves herself with whipping creme

Loves to watch as Chloe and I help each other shaving our legs…

 

[Justabaldguy70]

Loves to watch as Chloe and I help each other shaving our legs…

That’s not a lie

Wishes their legs were as smooth as mine

 

[Scarred65]

Has a shaving cream fetish, but never shaves

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Has a shaving cream fetish, but never shaves

Has a shaving fetish but never creams... wait...

 

[BrendaBear]

Has a shaving fetish but never creams... wait...

She has no problem creaming whatsoever

 

[cactusjack0584]

She has no problem creaming whatsoever

Puts shaving cream in her coffee and coffee mates creamer on her legs to shave.

 

[Coyote100]

Puts shaving cream in her coffee and coffee mates creamer on her legs to shave.

Likes to drink her coffee and lick her legs.

 

[cactusjack0584]

Likes to drink her coffee and lick her legs.

Like his coffee like he likes his women….
A little sweet but mostly bitter

 

[Hornymwtxn]

Like his coffee like he likes his women….
A little sweet but mostly bitter

Wants to replace Dusty in ZZTop

 

[cactusjack0584]

Wants to replace Dusty in ZZTop

Wants to shave my beard… and steal it and wear it as their own

 

[Qky75]

Wants to shave my beard… and steal it and wear it as their own

Will not only have to learn to play the drums if he shaved his beard but will have to accept the last name to Beard - the only one without a beard

 

[Justabaldguy70]

Will not only have to learn to play the drums if he shaved his beard but will have to accept the last name to Beard - the only one without a beard

Doesn’t have a beard but it is a comb over from his long ear hair

 

[cactusjack0584]

Doesn’t have a beard but it is a comb over from his long ear hair

Has beard envy

 

[Qky75]

Has beard envy

Has ear hair envy

 

[lilmissdarling]

Has ear hair envy

Performs at the local strip joint for the legs and eggs special.

 

[Justabaldguy70]

Performs at the local strip joint for the legs and eggs special.

Is a Line cook at the local strip club

 

[cactusjack0584]

Performs at the local strip joint for the legs and eggs special.

Throws hundreds at him when he performs!

 

[Qky75]

Performs at the local strip joint for the legs and eggs special.

Hopes her coupon for the free sausage is still good

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Has ear hair envy

oh great goodness... what hath this place fallen too. Hair envy debauchery. You were once better than this. On a quest for the good of humanity. Then this happened and lo! Humanity hath stumbled. On your ear hair.

 

[cactusjack0584]

oh great goodness... what hath this place fallen too. Hair envy debauchery. You were once better than this. On a quest for the good of humanity. Then this happened and lo! Humanity hath stumbled. On your ear hair.

Likes her men like she likes her coffee…
A little sweet and creamy…

 

[Qky75]

oh great goodness... what hath this place fallen too. Hair envy debauchery. You were once better than this. On a quest for the good of humanity. Then this happened and lo! Humanity hath stumbled. On your ear hair.

Doesn't realize Q was never better than this but used to play one on TV

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Likes her men like she likes her coffee…
A little sweet and creamy…

Doesn't realize Q was never better than this but used to play one on TV

These two have been in a 3year arm wrestling match. No one knows who will win, but my money is that @Sammysub07 and @BrendaBear will keep distracting them either time one gets close.

 

[Qky75]

These two have been in a 3year arm wrestling match. No one knows who will win, but my money is that @Sammysub07 and @BrendaBear will keep distracting them either time one gets close.

Thinks she's using a clever metaphor for edging but we all know

 

[Hornymwtxn]

Thinks she's using a clever metaphor for edging but we all know

Thinks his funny bone is in the pubic region

 

[Qky75]

Thinks his funny bone is in the pubic region

Just coined new definition for Slapstick humor