~Post baseless lies about the person above you - V.6~

[BrendaBear]

Mesmerizes her victims by trying to make them work out the meaning of long, incomprehensible nonsense.

Well… the way you say it makes it sounds like a bad thing. He is a morality processor at the local college.

 

[SimonSex]

Has carved carrots into every Kama Sutra position

 

[BrendaBear]

Has carved carrots into every Kama Sutra position

Likes to tell the girls “it is actually karma Sutra” if you do it really well, your soul will be enlightened.

 

[Qky75]

Likes to tell the girls “it is actually karma Sutra” if you do it really well, your soul will be enlightened.

Confuses Sutra and Chameleon all the time

 

[SimonSex]

Thinks you don’t need a medical degree to be Dr. Pimple Popper

 

[37_ttej]

He’s Simon’s ex

 

[cactusjack0584]

Plays with blue steel and loves magnums

 

[Justabaldguy70]

Once won a season of Americas got talent

 

[cactusjack0584]

Was one of the judges and loved everything he saw

 

[Justabaldguy70]

Was is a popular boy band that almost made it is the 90’s

 

[Scarred65]

Owns a salt mine staffed by members of boy-bands he exploited.

 

[cactusjack0584]

Attends impromptu concerts at the salt mine and helps with choreography

 

[BrendaBear]

Attends impromptu concerts at the salt mine and helps with choreography

Is still wondering why they would ever mine salt when they could just buy it at the store.

 

[SimonSex]

Actually caught cooties from someone here on The Playground

 

[Oralexplorer]

@SimonSex gave the cooties to @BrendaBear

 

[BrendaBear]

@SimonSex gave the cooties to @BrendaBear

Yes, but I gave them back. I put "Return To Sender" on the box, so it was all fine.

 

[Justabaldguy70]

Yes, but I gave them back. I put "Return To Sender" on the box, so it was all fine.

mails packages to the wrong addresses on purpose

 

[Oralexplorer]

mails packages to the wrong addresses on purpose

did the postman get it too now?

 

[BrendaBear]

mails packages to the wrong addresses on purpose

He won’t give me his address, so I had to guess.

 

[Justabaldguy70]

He won’t give me his address, so I had to guess.

Wonders why cell mates don’t have zip codes

 

[BrendaBear]

Wonders why cell mates don’t have zip codes

Cell mates? No dear, that isn’t my kink. You got me confused with someone else you picked up in a jail

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Cell mates? No dear, that isn’t my kink. You got me confused with someone else you picked up in a jail

Forgets that we are often locked up together. Bound in separate corners. Not jail... but time outs are just as bad for brats

 

[BrendaBear]

Forgets that we are often locked up together. Bound in separate corners. Not jail... but time outs are just as bad for brats

she keeps thinking up fiendish pranks for us to do… but I am always the voice of reason.

 

[Chloe_Harper]

she keeps thinking up fiendish pranks for us to do… but I am always the voice of reason.

Yes... the voice of reason... the one who points out why it's better to fill his drawer with shaving cream instead of whipped cream... that kind of reason

 

[Justabaldguy70]

Yes... the voice of reason... the one who points out why it's better to fill his drawer with shaving cream instead of whipped cream... that kind of reason

Shaves herself with whipping creme