~Post baseless lies about the person above you - V.6~

[cactusjack0584]

Plays with blue steel and loves magnums

 

[Justabaldguy70]

Once won a season of Americas got talent

 

[cactusjack0584]

Was one of the judges and loved everything he saw

 

[Justabaldguy70]

Was is a popular boy band that almost made it is the 90’s

 

[Scarred65]

Owns a salt mine staffed by members of boy-bands he exploited.

 

[cactusjack0584]

Attends impromptu concerts at the salt mine and helps with choreography

 

[BrendaBear]

Attends impromptu concerts at the salt mine and helps with choreography

Is still wondering why they would ever mine salt when they could just buy it at the store.

 

[SimonSex]

Actually caught cooties from someone here on The Playground

 

[Oralexplorer]

@SimonSex gave the cooties to @BrendaBear

 

[BrendaBear]

@SimonSex gave the cooties to @BrendaBear

Yes, but I gave them back. I put "Return To Sender" on the box, so it was all fine.

 

[Justabaldguy70]

Yes, but I gave them back. I put "Return To Sender" on the box, so it was all fine.

mails packages to the wrong addresses on purpose

 

[Oralexplorer]

mails packages to the wrong addresses on purpose

did the postman get it too now?

 

[BrendaBear]

mails packages to the wrong addresses on purpose

He won’t give me his address, so I had to guess.

 

[Justabaldguy70]

He won’t give me his address, so I had to guess.

Wonders why cell mates don’t have zip codes

 

[BrendaBear]

Wonders why cell mates don’t have zip codes

Cell mates? No dear, that isn’t my kink. You got me confused with someone else you picked up in a jail

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Cell mates? No dear, that isn’t my kink. You got me confused with someone else you picked up in a jail

Forgets that we are often locked up together. Bound in separate corners. Not jail... but time outs are just as bad for brats

 

[BrendaBear]

Forgets that we are often locked up together. Bound in separate corners. Not jail... but time outs are just as bad for brats

she keeps thinking up fiendish pranks for us to do… but I am always the voice of reason.

 

[Chloe_Harper]

she keeps thinking up fiendish pranks for us to do… but I am always the voice of reason.

Yes... the voice of reason... the one who points out why it's better to fill his drawer with shaving cream instead of whipped cream... that kind of reason

 

[Justabaldguy70]

Yes... the voice of reason... the one who points out why it's better to fill his drawer with shaving cream instead of whipped cream... that kind of reason

Shaves herself with whipping creme

 

[BrendaBear]

Shaves herself with whipping creme

Loves to watch as Chloe and I help each other shaving our legs…

 

[Justabaldguy70]

Loves to watch as Chloe and I help each other shaving our legs…

That’s not a lie

Wishes their legs were as smooth as mine

 

[Scarred65]

Has a shaving cream fetish, but never shaves

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Has a shaving cream fetish, but never shaves

Has a shaving fetish but never creams... wait...

 

[BrendaBear]

Has a shaving fetish but never creams... wait...

She has no problem creaming whatsoever

 

[cactusjack0584]

She has no problem creaming whatsoever

Puts shaving cream in her coffee and coffee mates creamer on her legs to shave.