~Post baseless lies about the person above you - V.6~

[Chloe_Harper]

Just coined new definition for Slapstick humor

Hey! Slap Dicks are on his fetish list! (What? He said slapstick... well isn't that also on his fetish list?)

 

[Hornymwtxn]

Just coined new definition for Slapstick humor

Uses a joystick while on lit boards

 

[Qky75]

Hey! Slap Dicks are on his fetish list! (What? He said slapstick... well isn't that also on his fetish list?)

Set up q when she caught him copying off her list

 

[Hornymwtxn]

Has no sense of humor when it comesnto pubic regions.

Likes discussing and showing his nether region

 

[HollyS]

Just coined new definition for Slapstick humor

Got ejected from the hockey game for slapping another player with his stick.

 

[Justabaldguy70]

Likes discussing and showing his nether region

His nether regions are hairy as a sheep dog

 

[Qky75]

Got ejected from the hockey game for slapping another player with his stick.

Known on tinder as The Goal Keeper

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Uses a joystick while on lit boards

Don't all you guys do that

Set up q when she caught him copying off her list

Next time, maybe you should just ask, then I won't have to set you up

His nether regions are hairy as a sheep dog

Is really into hairy nether regions. It's on his and Q's list

 

[Hornymwtxn]

Hey! Slap Dicks are on his fetish list! (What? He said slapstick... well isn't that also on his fetish list?)

Wants to use her strapon to simulate frotting

 

[Jaws82]

Wants to use her strapon to simulate frotting

Can only cum when somebody says

"Good job champ"

 

[Qky75]

Can only cum when somebody says

"Good job champ"

Can't help but sing nuuuuh nun. Dundun....dundundyndun when he's climaxing

 

[lilmissdarling]

Moans like quagmire anytime someone says his name. Don't do it... it gets awkward really fast.

 

[MedicalMuse]

prefers the monologue when describing his masturbatory practices

 

[Justabaldguy70]

prefers the monologue when describing his masturbatory practices

Likes to take money from the church collection plate

 

[Hornymwtxn]

prefers the monologue when describing his masturbatory practices

Studies masturbation techniques while musing. Ya know for research

 

[SmokingFap]

Studies masturbation techniques while musing. Ya know for research

Jerks off while making his NFL Week 18 picks.

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Jerks off while making his NFL Week 18 picks.

Hates jerking off. Never does it. He thinks the action is just unthinkable. Plus it hurts his poor old wrist

 

[Qky75]

Hates jerking off. Never does it. He thinks the action is just unthinkable. Plus it hurts his poor old wrist

Doesn't want everyone to know she Faps FAP off for him

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Doesn't want everyone to know she Faps FAP off for him

Pouts in the corner as he faps himself, no one volunteering to do it for him. Damn crazy ear hair ruining everything

 

[Qky75]

Pouts in the corner as he faps himself, no one volunteering to do it for him. Damn crazy ear hair ruining everything

Supposed to be lies!!!!

Skip me

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Supposed to be lies!!!!

Skip me

Since skipping him is a lie, and clearly a cry for attention... has tried multiple times to use a foam letter Q to get himself off... the results may vary

 

[Jaws82]

Since skipping him is a lie, and clearly a cry for attention... has tried multiple times to use a foam letter Q to get himself off... the results may vary

Invented the whipped cream bikini

 

[SmokingFap]

Since skipping him is a lie, and clearly a cry for attention... has tried multiple times to use a foam letter Q to get himself off... the results may vary

Doesn't think Bratz dolls were good role models.

 

[BrendaBear]

Doesn't think Bratz dolls were good role models.

Doesn’t think being a brat is a high honor… (he’s soooo wrong!)

 

[SmokingFap]

Doesn’t think being a brat is a high honor… (he’s soooo wrong!)

Isn't considering getting a Brat tramp stamp.