Qky75
TTYL
- Joined
- Apr 21, 2021
- Posts
- 5,410
Known on tinder as The Goal KeeperGot ejected from the hockey game for slapping another player with his stick.
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Known on tinder as The Goal KeeperGot ejected from the hockey game for slapping another player with his stick.
Don't all you guys do thatUses a joystick while on lit boards
Next time, maybe you should just ask, then I won't have to set you upSet up q when she caught him copying off her list
Is really into hairy nether regions. It's on his and Q's listHis nether regions are hairy as a sheep dog
Wants to use her strapon to simulate frottingHey! Slap Dicks are on his fetish list! (What? He said slapstick... well isn't that also on his fetish list?)
Can only cum when somebody saysWants to use her strapon to simulate frotting
Can't help but sing nuuuuh nun. Dundun....dundundyndun when he's climaxingCan only cum when somebody says
"Good job champ"
Likes to take money from the church collection plateprefers the monologue when describing his masturbatory practices
Studies masturbation techniques while musing. Ya know for researchprefers the monologue when describing his masturbatory practices
Jerks off while making his NFL Week 18 picks.Studies masturbation techniques while musing. Ya know for research
Hates jerking off. Never does it. He thinks the action is just unthinkable. Plus it hurts his poor old wristJerks off while making his NFL Week 18 picks.
Doesn't want everyone to know she Faps FAP off for himHates jerking off. Never does it. He thinks the action is just unthinkable. Plus it hurts his poor old wrist
Pouts in the corner as he faps himself, no one volunteering to do it for him. Damn crazy ear hair ruining everythingDoesn't want everyone to know she Faps FAP off for him
Supposed to be lies!!!!Pouts in the corner as he faps himself, no one volunteering to do it for him. Damn crazy ear hair ruining everything
Since skipping him is a lie, and clearly a cry for attention... has tried multiple times to use a foam letter Q to get himself off... the results may varySupposed to be lies!!!!
Skip me
Invented the whipped cream bikiniSince skipping him is a lie, and clearly a cry for attention... has tried multiple times to use a foam letter Q to get himself off... the results may vary
Doesn't think Bratz dolls were good role models.Since skipping him is a lie, and clearly a cry for attention... has tried multiple times to use a foam letter Q to get himself off... the results may vary
Doesn’t think being a brat is a high honor… (he’s soooo wrong!)Doesn't think Bratz dolls were good role models.
Isn't considering getting a Brat tramp stamp.Doesn’t think being a brat is a high honor… (he’s soooo wrong!)
Wants FAP to show her how wrong she is. Bad girl bad. Bad ...Doesn’t think being a brat is a high honor… (he’s soooo wrong!)
The CoQ Qlub is his CoQ10 support group for those with aching joints.Wants FAP to show her how wrong she is. Bad girl bad. Bad ...
He really wants to watch whenever I get taught a lesson.Wants FAP to show her how wrong she is. Bad girl bad. Bad ...
Is currently designing a series of brat tramp stamps. They all pretty much just say "brat" in different fontsIsn't considering getting a Brat tramp stamp.
Just turned himself on by repeating "bad girl.." over and over... we know what images are swimming through his head nowWants FAP to show her how wrong she is. Bad girl bad. Bad ...
Hates it when he gets accidentally skipped… has to go smoke a while to calm down.The CoQ Qlub is his CoQ10 support group for those with aching joints.
Is just jealous it wasn't her in his mindIs currently designing a series of brat tramp stamps. They all pretty much just say "brat" in different fonts
Just turned himself on by repeating "bad girl.." over and over... we know what images are swimming through his head now