~Post baseless lies about the person above you - V.6~

[Hornymwtxn]

Once competed in the Olympics for the short term event of “dominos on ice.”

Won a gold medal for cliff dRiving aka the Thelma and Louise event

 

[SimonSex]

Chews gum like a dog with peanut butter on the roof of its mouth

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Chews gum like a dog with peanut butter on the roof of its mouth

Tells everyone that Billy Bob Thornton is his brother and he’s the inspiration for Bad Santa.

 

[BrendaBear]

Tells everyone that Billy Bob Thornton is his brother and he’s the inspiration for Bad Santa.

Looks exactly like Charlie Sheen, before Charlie lost his looks to drugs… but insists Martin Sheen isn’t his dad.

 

[Sammysub07]

Looks exactly like Charlie Sheen, before Charlie lost his looks to drugs… but insists Martin Sheen isn’t his dad.

Sings the theme song to Two and a Half Me to help her sleep every night

 

[BrendaBear]

Sings the theme song to Two and a Half Me to help her sleep every night

She dated the half man… but decided a full man was more to her liking.

 

[AlwaysDancing]

She dated the half man… but decided a full man was more to her liking.

I’ll take a whole man every time. No half ass measures for me.

She goes around ringing a bell droning “shame” to random people on the streets. She does it because she thinks it will compel them to strip naked.

One time … it worked.

 

[SimonSex]

Sings Ethel Merman tunes every Sunday at drag brunch

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Sings Ethel Merman tunes every Sunday at drag brunch

Is only good at sex playing Simon says. … at least he’s good at following instructions.

 

[BrendaBear]

Is only good at sex playing Simon says. … at least he’s good at following instructions.

He secretly comes out of the shadows to save women from being treated like shit by assholes.

 

[Sammysub07]

He secretly comes out of the shadows to save women being from being treated like shit by assholes.

Dances on trampolines with mini guitars

 

[BrendaBear]

Dances on trampolines with mini guitars

She stands to the side, tossing mini guitars at me and giggles when I drop them… which happens a lot because I love hearing her giggle.

 

[AlwaysDancing]

He secretly comes out of the shadows to save women being from being treated like shit by assholes.

She listened to her gym teacher about always stretching before playing. Now she commits to an hour of yoga before putting on the leash.

It pays off, though.

 

[Sammysub07]

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She listened to her gym teacher about always stretching before playing. Now she commits to an hour of yoga before putting on the leash.

It pays off, though.

Supposed to be lies. I’m flexible

Wishes spank signals existed in ducktales

 

[Deadbed1968]

Supposed to be lies. I’m flexible

Wishes spank signals existed in ducktales

She always leaves the toilet paper empty

 

[Sammysub07]

She always leaves the toilet paper empty

Buys too much toilet paper to decorate your house with!

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Buys too much toilet paper to decorate your house with!

Loves the Spank Tales Cartoon.

“Life is like a hurricane… here in .. Spanksburg!
Collars, crops and whipping canes … it’s a Spank Blur!
Might get a little wet
Or soaking that’s a bet!
Spank Tales …!! Woo oo Wooo!

 

[Sammysub07]

Loves the Spank Tales Cartoon.

“Life is like a hurricane… here in .. Spanksburg!
Collars, crops and whipping canes … it’s a Spank Blur!
Might get a little wet
Or soaking that’s a bet!
Spank Tales …!! Woo oo Wooo!

Omg! I absolutely love your mind! This is why you’re UM!

Designed a Tshirt with this song to hand out at the first ever lit get together in Vegas!

 

[BrendaBear]

Omg! I absolutely love your mind! This is why you’re UM!

Designed a Tshirt with this song to hand out at the first ever lit get together in Vegas!

Tried to bribe her bestie to choreograph a dance routine for the Lit get together in Vegas with a case of Celcius… but drank it herself instead.

 

[EctoJohn]

Tried to bribe her bestie to choreograph a dance routine for the Lit get together in Vegas with a case of Celcius… but drank it herself instead.

They once wrote an orchestra entirely dedicated to the comedy stylings of Richard Nixon.

 

[BrendaBear]

They once wrote an orchestra entirely dedicated to the comedy stylings of Richard Nixon.

OMG! That made me laugh so hard!!!

Laughs when people quote some of Reagan’s jokes as though they are funny… when he knows so well, the comedy of Nixon. He studied all of the records of it intensely… it took 10 minutes of his life!

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Tried to bribe her bestie to choreograph a dance routine for the Lit get together in Vegas with a case of Celcius… but drank it herself instead.

Started a fight by declaring Fahrenheit as the superior energy drink

They once wrote an orchestra entirely dedicated to the comedy stylings of Richard Nixon.

his favorite song is “not a crook”
And who can blame him?

“Might be a cook!
Might be a looky look!
Might be the writer of a book?
Might be the player of the rook … check mate, Watergate!
Cuz around this bend to the end one thing is certain … close the curtain … get ready for a hurting.
I am not ….. a crook!”

Edit because water gate was too good to leave out.

 

[Coyote100]

He thinks the cha cha cha is the latest dance craze.

 

[KatieHoney]

Was once arrested for smuggling mini guitars into Mexico to start a revolution.

 

[azz_vt]

Like to wear ceremonial hats while getting busy in bed.