~Post baseless lies about the person above you - V.6~

[Hornymwtxn]

Holds up a sign free slurper at a potn convention

Knows where all the glory holes are wherever he travels

 

[BDA73]

Writes his number and email address over the glory hole

 

[Mewalkabout]

Writes his number and email address over the glory hole

Is employee if the month at the glory hole. Congratulations!

 

[BDA73]

Is employee if the month at the glory hole. Congratulations!

Is obviously jealous of my accomplishment

 

[Hornymwtxn]

Writes his number and email address over the glory hole

Has stickers printed out with his contact info.
Puts them everywhere even on the gas pumps, you know the kind....

"I do this"

 

[Scarred65]

Photographs every sticker for his "special" collection

 

[lilmissdarling]

Thought nair was a new body wash.. and welll.

 

[Mewalkabout]

Thought nair was a new body wash.. and welll.

Uses mustard as toothpaste, it's brown mustard so it's ok

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Uses mustard as toothpaste, it's brown mustard so it's ok

Designed condoms with various flavors … like tartar sauce and ketchup. Calling them condom-ents.

Also considering mints shaped like condoms. Condo-mints.

 

[Mewalkabout]

Designed condoms with various flavors … like tartar sauce and ketchup. Calling them condom-ents.

Also considering mints shaped like condoms. Condo-mints.

Cleaver one

Shakes thier ass for the ducks. Ducks don't seem to mind it

 

[KatieHoney]

Is planning a revolution led by armed ducks

 

[BrendaBear]

Is planning a revolution led by armed ducks

Wears her own sexy duck costume so the other ducks won't shoot at her.

 

[Hornymwtxn]

Wears her own sexy duck costume so the other ducks won't shoot at her.

Has betty boop pjs

 

[BrendaBear]

Has betty boop pjs

He bought them for me hoping they came with a shorty nighty and fishnet stockings to wear to bed every night.

 

[KatieHoney]

Wears fishnet stockings and shorty nighties all day

 

[Hornymwtxn]

Wears fishnet stockings and shorty nighties all day

Gets her fishnets from actual fishermen.

Hasn't learned that ancient Chinese secret to get the smell out.

 

[KatieHoney]

Worked tirelessly in a lab to replicate the smell and wears it as cologne

 

[Hornymwtxn]

Worked tirelessly in a lab to replicate the smell and wears it as cologne

She works at a tire plant.
Just something about rubber that satisfies her deeply.

 

[Mewalkabout]

She works at a tire plant.
Just something about rubber that satisfies her deeply.

Kicks rocks at school children

 

[BrendaBear]

Kicks rocks at school children

Teaches rock and roll appreciation to school children.

 

[Mewalkabout]

Teaches rock and roll appreciation to school children.

Steals kids lunch trays while they're in line

 

[Hornymwtxn]

Teaches rock and roll appreciation to school children.

Teaches kids how not to get caught when placing flaming bag of dogshit on porches and ringing the doorbell.

This is a much tougher job now with all the doorbell cameras

 

[BrendaBear]

Teaches kids how not to get caught when placing flaming bag of dogshit on porches and ringing the doorbell.

This is a much tougher job now with all the doorbell cameras

He worries me sometimes... really worries me...

*** okay... I don't really worry... much... ***

 

[Hornymwtxn]

He worries me sometimes... really worries me...

*** okay... I don't really worry... much... ***

Just put your lips together and...

 

[Cwtchseeker]

Just put your lips together and...

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