EctoJohn
Romantic Swordsman
- Joined
- May 8, 2009
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Tried to buy the country of Siam in 2013.Like to wear ceremonial hats while getting busy in bed.
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Tried to buy the country of Siam in 2013.Like to wear ceremonial hats while getting busy in bed.
I am the captain now….Tried to buy the country of Siam in 2013.
Do you mean 8 fingers and 8 toes, or a total of 8 digits?I am the captain now….
Has 8 fingers and toes.
Their addiction to stealing stones from the beach is a major contributor to coastal erosion.Has jars of ears and noses from their many victims in their basement
Uses those stones ro build a dam at the neighborhood creekTheir addiction to stealing stones from the beach is a major contributor to coastal erosion.
Pronounces creek as crick.Uses those stones ro build a dam at the neighborhood creek
Prefers to say "ruff" over "roof"Pronounces creek as crick.
can't surf and not in JapanIs clean shaven
Applies nair to the cats in the neighborhoodBreaks into the homes of others and shaves them as they sleep
Knows only one way to make pussies wet.Uses honey as perfume to trap her lovers between her thighs
Wrote the book about men faking orgasms.Recently bought a book entitled pussy for dummies
Will win as comptrollerRunning to be a senator
Is reading up on being a troll... but can't bring themself to be that creepy.Will win as comptroller
Had low bid to become city dog catcher.Will win as comptroller
Rather be a goblin lolIs reading up on being a troll... but can't bring themself to be that creepy.
Walked to the store to ask if they were openHad low bid to become city dog catcher.
Pays them 1k for each dog he catches
Thinks 7-11s are only place to get slurpees at 3amWalked to the store to ask if they were open