~Post baseless lies about the person above you - V.6~

[EctoJohn]

Like to wear ceremonial hats while getting busy in bed.

Tried to buy the country of Siam in 2013.

 

[azz_vt]

Tried to buy the country of Siam in 2013.

I am the captain now….

Has 8 fingers and toes.

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

I am the captain now….

Has 8 fingers and toes.

Do you mean 8 fingers and 8 toes, or a total of 8 digits?

Has @EctoJohn’s remaining digits in a big jar in his fridge.

 

[KatieHoney]

Has jars of ears and noses from their many victims in their basement

 

[Scarred65]

Has jars of ears and noses from their many victims in their basement

Their addiction to stealing stones from the beach is a major contributor to coastal erosion.

 

[Mewalkabout]

Their addiction to stealing stones from the beach is a major contributor to coastal erosion.

Uses those stones ro build a dam at the neighborhood creek

 

[Hornymwtxn]

Uses those stones ro build a dam at the neighborhood creek

Pronounces creek as crick.

 

[Beardy_181]

Pronounces creek as crick.

Prefers to say "ruff" over "roof"

 

[Japansurfer]

Is clean shaven

 

[KatieHoney]

Breaks into the homes of others and shaves them as they sleep

 

[Hornymwtxn]

Is clean shaven

can't surf and not in Japan

 

[Hornymwtxn]

Breaks into the homes of others and shaves them as they sleep

Applies nair to the cats in the neighborhood

 

[KatieHoney]

Lures the cats by wearing boxer shorts made of mouse fur

 

[BDA73]

Uses honey as perfume to trap her lovers between her thighs

 

[Hornymwtxn]

Uses honey as perfume to trap her lovers between her thighs

Knows only one way to make pussies wet.

Give them a bath.

 

[BDA73]

Recently bought a book entitled pussy for dummies

 

[Hornymwtxn]

Recently bought a book entitled pussy for dummies

Wrote the book about men faking orgasms.

Didn't make the top 100...gazillion list

 

[Oralexplorer]

Running to be a senator

 

[Mewalkabout]

Running to be a senator

Will win as comptroller

 

[BrendaBear]

Will win as comptroller

Is reading up on being a troll... but can't bring themself to be that creepy.

 

[Hornymwtxn]

Will win as comptroller

Had low bid to become city dog catcher.

Pays them 1k for each dog he catches

 

[Mewalkabout]

Is reading up on being a troll... but can't bring themself to be that creepy.

Rather be a goblin lol

 

[Mewalkabout]

Had low bid to become city dog catcher.

Pays them 1k for each dog he catches

Walked to the store to ask if they were open

 

[Hornymwtxn]

Walked to the store to ask if they were open

Thinks 7-11s are only place to get slurpees at 3am

 

[BDA73]

Holds up a sign free slurper at a potn convention