~Post baseless lies about the person above you - V.6~

[Hornymwtxn]

Made a fortune in royalties for penning Madonna's like a virgin.

 

[BrendaBear]

Made a fortune in royalties for penning Madonna's like a virgin.

Isn't actually a virgin.... doesn't know what a virgin is like.

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Isn't actually a virgin.... doesn't know what a virgin is like.

Still believes virgins are historical myths tribes once threw into volcanoes as a "sacrifice" to appease the gods

 

[Cwtchseeker]

Isn't actually a virgin.... doesn't know what a virgin is like.

Sacrifices virgins daily to the Lit gods…

Still believes virgins are historical myths tribes once threw into volcanoes as a "sacrifice" to appease the gods

Spookily knows how to read minds… keeps escaping the sacrifice ceremony

 

[Hornymwtxn]

Sacrifices virgins daily to the Lit gods…

Spookily knows how to read minds… keeps escaping the sacrifice ceremony

Says 3 hail Mary's and calls it a day.

 

[Cwtchseeker]

Says 3 hail Mary's and calls it a day.

Got the saying wrong when last drunk and went home with 3 hung Mary’s instead

 

[KatieHoney]

Has an advert on Craig's list seeking 3 hung Mary's

 

[Cwtchseeker]

Has an advert on Craig's list seeking 3 hung Mary's

Tried to trade their used hung Mary for an air fryer.

 

[Hornymwtxn]

Has an advert on Craig's list seeking 3 hung Mary's

Still uses MySpace and AOL

 

[Hornymwtxn]

Tried to trade their used hung Mary for an air fryer.

Thinks everything air fried means it is healthy.

 

[BrendaBear]

Thinks everything air fried means it is healthy.

Likes to catch wild rabbits with his gloved hands, chasing them down. We don't know what he wants the rabbits for... we don't think he has ever caught one.

 

[Hornymwtxn]

Likes to catch wild rabbits with his gloved hands, chasing them down. We don't know what he wants the rabbits for... we don't think he has ever caught one.

I catch and release.
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Has a jeep that has never been on a gravel road.

 

[KatieHoney]

Was once rescued by helicopter from a mountain top wearing only a necklace made from sea shells and drunk on whisky they made in the woods

 

[Cwtchseeker]

Was once rescued by helicopter from a mountain top wearing only a necklace made from sea shells and drunk on whisky they made in the woods

Actually stole @Hornymwtxn clothes when they’d had too much whisky, added the sea shell necklace that she couldn’t find a buyer for on eBay and called the emergency services saying she thought she found Bigfoot

 

[EctoJohn]

Actually stole Hornymwtxn clothes when they’d had too much whisky, added the sea shell necklace that she couldn’t find a buyer for on eBay and called the emergency services saying she thought she found Bigfoot

As a hobby they convert old rotary telephones into smartphones.

 

[Cwtchseeker]

As a hobby they convert old rotary telephones into smartphones.

Couldn’t convert theirs as the dial was too sticky

 

[Hornymwtxn]

Couldn’t convert theirs as the dial was too sticky

Uses a dialtone as his ringtone

 

[KatieHoney]

Thinks a smart phone can only be used when wearing a suit and tie

 

[Hornymwtxn]

Thinks a smart phone can only be used when wearing a suit and tie

Still uses a palm pda.
Her pc is pre windows 3.1 too

 

[KatieHoney]

Tried to hack into the FBI, but got the wrong website and instead hacked 'Farm Boys International' and spent a weekend looking at pictures of hunky young guys on John Deere tractors

 

[Hornymwtxn]

Tried to hack into the FBI, but got the wrong website and instead hacked 'Farm Boys International' and spent a weekend looking at pictures of hunky young guys on John Deere tractors

She loves looking at 6 packs.
Bud, Heineken, Corona

 

[KatieHoney]

Thought Coronavirus was a week long hangover after too many bottles of it at a tailgate party

 

[Gatliss123]

Tried to conquer all of Greece with armoured elephants.

 

[KatieHoney]

Once stole a penguin from a zoo and raised it as their son

 

[Luv2tongueu]

Is an amateur beekeeper.