AlwaysDancing
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He made a “Highlander” Lego sculpture that had only one Lego. Apparently that’s all there could be.
~Post baseless lies about the person above you - V.6~
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ABiGuy84
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Had a great performance at Lady Zen's last night.
AlwaysDancing
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Get’s extremely angry at his Zen Garden and ends up flushing the sand down the toilet. In a moment of instant regret, he sobs inconsolably for an hour.
Until he feels zen again.
Until he feels zen again.
EctoJohn
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Refuses to eat fried chicken on the grounds that he believes it was invented by a cult of crocodile worshippers.
AlwaysDancing
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Can’t trust those croc worshippers. Have you seen their shoes?
He gets excited alot. But when he tells people it comes out, “I’m so ectocited!”
And a star was born.
cactusjack0584
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Yells “oh crikey!” when startled
EctoJohn
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Enjoys fishing, but only in ponds less than less than 10 meters square.
crazychemgirl
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He can only talk in echos but he is also dyslexic.
cactusjack0584
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Drinks only organic water… or so she says
cactusjack0584
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Quotes movie lines… all the time. In fact that’s how they exclusively communicate.
Hornymwtxn
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His employer communicates via smoke signals
Hornymwtxn
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Took the governor's offer of clemency
cactusjack0584
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Took a vow of silence… no has heard from them since
Hornymwtxn
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Chose celibacy
AlwaysDancing
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Tells everyone he took a vow of celibacy and then is confused nobody will sleep with him. What’s wrong with vowing to be a celebrity some day?!
Hornymwtxn
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He plays a doctor on tv but still gives medical advice irl
AlwaysDancing
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I know what I’m doing!!
He disarms bombs for a living … but relies on a plucky intern to tell him which wire to cut.
((This season on FOX)
Hornymwtxn
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Trains dog sniffing dogs by always carrying around a kilo
AlwaysDancing
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Those dogs really can find it no matter where I stick it.
Still trying to train his cat use the kitty box. His only friend is begging to stop calling him cat.
MidwestPrincess23
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He has the ability to control my Lovense toy but refuses to control it
AlwaysDancing
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That’s the saddest lie I’ve ever heard about myself
Why!? Why was I such a fool.
She trains daily in the art of speed chess … for the sole purpose to lose faster at strip chess.
EctoJohn
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Is the first person to ever have completed the massive pie eating challenge at their local diner.That’s the saddest lie I’ve ever heard about myself
Why!? Why was I such a fool.
She trains daily in the art of speed chess … for the sole purpose to lose faster at strip chess.
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