~Post baseless lies about the person above you - V.6~

[Hornymwtxn]

… about dancing. He was remarkably light on his feet.

He fights werewolves with a silver crayon. They howled in laughter and went in search of chickens for dinner instead.

So, I guess it was effective.

Thinks he has to get his chicken suit on everytime he chokes his chicken.

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Thinks he has to get his chicken suit on everytime he chokes his chicken.

I really feel macho when the feathers ruffle out.

He offers to choke chickens with me. It feels like we’re not talking about the same thing.

 

[MiaBabe23]

I really feel macho when the feathers ruffle out.

He offers to choke chickens with me. It feels like we’re not talking about the same thing.

Was disqualified from a recent Two Step competition for using dozens of steps

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Was disqualified from a recent Two Step competition for using dozens of steps

I was confused. I thought one and a two made twelve. That rule book is confusing

She laughs while drinking water during sex as the climax of her ventriloquism act

 

[MiaBabe23]

I was confused. I thought one and a two made twelve. That rule book is confusing

She laughs while drinking water during sex as the climax of her ventriloquism act

Says he has a phobia of water to justify drinking vodka at work; didn’t realize his colleagues replaced it with water, still ended up stripping

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Says he has a phobia of water to justify drinking vodka at work; didn’t realize his colleagues replaced it with water, still ended up stripping

And I want to thank you for the g-string of dollar bills!!

She hates strip poker because she thinks folding is what you do with the removed articles of clothing

 

[MiaBabe23]

And I want to thank you for the g-string of dollar bills!!

She hates strip poker because she thinks folding is what you do with the removed articles of clothing

Decided on a strategy of deliberately losing at strip poker because he didn’t understand the rules, so just ended up very cold and frustrated

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Decided on a strategy of deliberately losing at strip poker because he didn’t understand the rules, so just ended up very cold and frustrated

I need to stop drinking that vodka. I’m obviously making poor wardrobe choices. I thought being naked would be more fun, too.

She likes getting undressed so much she wears 26 layers of clothing so it takes longer. The ultimate strip tease.

 

[Coyote100]

He was fired from the Bolshoi Ballet Company after falling during many of his plies.

 

[AlwaysDancing]

He was fired from the Bolshoi Ballet Company after falling during many of his plies.

Likes camping and roughing it. But only for seventeen minutes at a time. He doesn’t like it that rough.

 

[Hornymwtxn]

Likes camping and roughing it. But only for seventeen minutes at a time. He doesn’t like it that rough.

Mixes dance moves into his fire walking routine

 

[EctoJohn]

Mixes dance moves into his fire walking routine

Has a tattoo on their left butt cheek about their love for Industrial Light & Magic.

 

[Photog1rl]

Has a tattoo on their left butt cheek about their love for Industrial Light & Magic.

Has a hard time dating because he’s always covered in ectoplasm. “I ain’t afraid of no ghost!”

 

[MiaBabe23]

Has a hard time dating because he’s always covered in ectoplasm. “I ain’t afraid of no ghost!”

Occasionally summons phantoms and ghosts to tease them, knowing they’re not able to touch

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Occasionally summons phantoms and ghosts to tease them, knowing they’re not able to touch

Is writing the new based on a real events lifetime movie special. “Who’s Teasing Who? The @Photog1rl Ghost Story!”

 

[Gatliss123]

Is writing the new based on a real events lifetime movie special. “Who’s Teasing Who? The @Photog1rl Ghost Story!”

Is actually a sasquatch.

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Is actually a sasquatch.

Thinks that sask is a brand of watch.

 

[EctoJohn]

Thinks that sask is a brand of watch.

Once did a study of the love life of 2 ants from opposing ant colonies across Verona, Italy.

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Once did a study of the love life of 2 ants from opposing ant colonies across Verona, Italy.

Romeo and Juliant.

Classic tale.

He badly wanted the role of Romeo growing up but had to settle for Mercutio. He made them pay when on opening night … he flipped off the crowd screaming “Fuck you!! Mercutio never dies!!”

 

[Coyote100]

Romeo and Juliant.

Classic tale.

He badly wanted the role of Romeo growing up but had to settle for Mercutio. He made them pay when on opening night … he flipped off the crowd screaming “Fuck you!! Mercutio never dies!!”

When he screamed that, Tybalt slew him for real and yelled, "Yes you do."

 

[Playwithmee]

When he screamed that, Tybalt slew him for real and yelled, "Yes you do."

His 8 ex wives are living with him!

 

[EctoJohn]

His 8 ex wives are living with him!

Refuses to associate with anyone who has ever owned Lego.

 

[Playwithmee]

Refuses to associate with anyone who has ever owned Lego.

Not true, not true!

He stole my Lego’s

 

[azz_vt]

Not true, not true!

He stole my Lego’s

Set a trap made of Lego to stop the Lego thefts

 

[Hornymwtxn]

Set a trap made of Lego to stop the Lego thefts

Once tried to eat an eggo made of Lego