~Post baseless lies about the person above you - V.6~

[Hornymwtxn]

Can only orgasm while listening to ABBA

He still thinks Milli Vanilli were authentic.

 

[EctoJohn]

He still thinks Milli Vanilli were authentic.

Was the first person to style Vanilla Ice's original haircut.

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Was the first person to style Vanilla Ice's original haircut.

Made a LARP sword out of recycled Twisted Tea cans

 

[EctoJohn]

Made a LARP sword out of recycled Twisted Tea cans

Is a collector of VHS tapes starring Richard Simmons.

 

[cactusjack0584]

Cosplays as Richard Simmons… all the time

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Cosplays as Richard Simmons… all the time

Had surgery to lengthen his tongue to better cosplay as Gene Simmons. Best decision of his life.

 

[Hornymwtxn]

Had surgery to lengthen his tongue to better cosplay as Gene Simmons. Best decision of his life.

Has had lengthening surgery as well.............

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Has had lengthening surgery as well.............

I’m so glad I did. Five inches is way better than four and three eighths.

Plays the trombone. He actually hates it but he passionately wants to be better at blowing.

 

[HollyS]

I’m so glad I did. Five inches is way better than four and three eighths.

Plays the trombone. He actually hates it but he passionately wants to be better at blowing.

Tried tennis but kept getting in trouble for using the wrong strokes.

 

[LustfulIntentions2]

Tried tennis but kept getting in trouble for using the wrong strokes.

Only has one stroke she's really proficient with

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Tried tennis but kept getting in trouble for using the wrong strokes.

Truthery. I really thought the strokes I used for pocket pool would be allowed in tennis. It did not go over well.

She tried badminton… but the game wasn’t as naughty as she thought it was going to be.

 

[Hornymwtxn]

I’m so glad I did. Five inches is way better than four and three eighths.

Plays the trombone. He actually hates it but he passionately wants to be better at blowing.

He has been known to tickle the ivories at time or two

 

[AlwaysDancing]

He has been known to tickle the ivories at time or two

I like playing piano.

He says he’s not ticklish. But that spot behind his left ear gets him rolling every time.

Umm

So I’ve heard.

 

[HollyS]

I like playing piano.

He says he’s not ticklish. But that spot behind his left ear gets him rolling every time.

Umm

So I’ve heard.

Told me his version of the Lambada requires lube, then offered to give me lessons.

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Told me his version of the Lambada requires lube, then offered to give me lessons.

You were the first person to take me up on that. It really was frustrating I was out of lube.

She is in the process of turning can can dancing into king fu. She likes to practice sans panties.

For comfort.

 

[Hornymwtxn]

Told me his version of the Lambada requires lube, then offered to give me lessons.

Her spit works just as good as lube

 

[EctoJohn]

Her spit works just as good as lube

Once performed a one man stage show all about the life and times of Mr. Potatohead.

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Once performed a one man stage show all about the life and times of Mr. Potatohead.

Left the show wanting his money back. It seemed unfair Mr potato head never removed his arms.

Or eyes.

Or penis.

What!?

 

[Hornymwtxn]

Not as smooth as a ken doll but close

 

[HollyS]

Not as smooth as a ken doll but close

Exactly as smooth as a Ken doll.

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Exactly as smooth as a Ken doll.

Judges Ken doll smooth competitions. Still recalls the great olive oil conspiracy of 2002 …

 

[Hornymwtxn]

Judges Ken doll smooth competitions. Still recalls the great olive oil conspiracy of 2002 …

His fav doll is chuckie.

 

[AlwaysDancing]

His fav doll is chuckie.

I just wanna play!! Do you wanna play?

Teaches slasher villains knife skills for a future in culinary. Mincing. Filleting. Butchering.

Doesn’t seem like a good idea to me but …

 

[Hornymwtxn]

I just wanna play!! Do you wanna play?

Teaches slasher villains knife skills for a future in culinary. Mincing. Filleting. Butchering.

Doesn’t seem like a good idea to me but …

Taught Leatherface everything he knows

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Taught Leatherface everything he knows

… about dancing. He was remarkably light on his feet.

He fights werewolves with a silver crayon. They howled in laughter and went in search of chickens for dinner instead.

So, I guess it was effective.